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Old 10-11-06, 10:01 AM   #1
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A man who stole more than £164,000 from his employer to pay for a naked prostitute to clean his house will be sentenced today. Michael Lee, 59, watched the woman doing his housework as she wore only a pair of rubber gloves. Lee, of Shorefield Mount, Egerton, near Bolton, admitted last month to the theft of £164,124.

Bolton Crown Court heard that the company secretary raided the coffers at Alec's Three Piece Suite Warehouse in Great Lever to fund the woman's £200-an-hour services.

He falsified the company's accounts after he had already spent £20,000 of his own savings and £80,000 on credit cards.

He will be sentenced at Bolton Crown Court.
good man!

i say give him a pat on the back and send him on his way....
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Old 10-11-06, 10:03 AM   #2
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£200-an-hour services????
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Old 10-11-06, 10:06 AM   #3
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He must have one hell of a clean house. £20k savings, £80k credit cards and £164,124 stolen at £200 an hour.

That's just over 1320½ hours cleaning! How big was his house? :P
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Old 10-11-06, 10:06 AM   #4
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£200-an-hour services????
I hope his house is f*ing clean at that price!
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Old 10-11-06, 10:06 AM   #5
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£200-an-hour services????
Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200 an hour? Where do I sign?
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Old 10-11-06, 10:08 AM   #6
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£200-an-hour services????
Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200? Where do I sign?
I'll do it for £175 an hour! :P

and at that rate, I'll even bring my own Marigolds.
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Old 10-11-06, 10:09 AM   #7
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Cronos I think that you might be considered a little over dressed for the part if you donned your marigolds mate.
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Old 10-11-06, 10:23 AM   #8
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That's just up the road from me, I know of plenty of places in Bolton you could get a 'lady of negotiable affection' for much less than £200/hr HE WAS HAD

* Disclaimer, if my wife reads this then this thread is all lies and made up ('cept being near Edgerton)
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Old 10-11-06, 10:28 AM   #9
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£200-an-hour services????
Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200 an hour? Where do I sign?
no me first!
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Old 10-11-06, 12:26 PM   #10
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Cronos I think that you might be considered a little over dressed for the part if you donned your marigolds mate.
Depends on where he wears them
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