More mushyness :P

Got sent this today and thought i'd repost, apologies if you've seen it before....



We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it ****es us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.


Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.


Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too.


Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.


LET US PAY FOR YOU!... DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."


Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.


You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up


Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.


Stop using magazines/media as your bible.


Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Taye Diggs is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.


Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of...
...on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )


Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION SELF, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT


Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

ENJOY A GOOD MAN...THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY IN A DAY AND AGE AS WE LIVE IN WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A ****.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance!!!!!!

I got though to about half way through, and was shocked at how many times I'd said "how true" to myself.

The end bit is a little mushy though.

[Viney]

Yeah!

[SoulKiss]

Agree with everything in it

I have known physically gorgeous girls who were as ugly as sin due to conceit and attitude - kind of like the girl in the Macdonalds ads

I have also known girls who were not so gorgeous physically but totally beautiful people.

Only know a couple of girls who have got both the physical AND inner beauty thing sorted out.

Which is probably why nice guys avoid gorgeous girls - the "out of my league/she's probably a bitch" presumption coming in, and why girls end up being left with the "bad boys".

So all you gorgeous ladies out there - Go Snog a Geek :P

strewth! have i just landed on planet sensitive?

Originally Posted by keithd

strewth! have i just landed on planet sensitive?

C'mon keith, we all know you're the most sensative guy on the forum, you just like to hide behind your mask of humour (or attempt at it :P )

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Baph

C'mon keith, we all know you're the most sensative guy on the forum, you just like to hide behind your mask of humour (or attempt at it :P )

humour - I dont think that word means what you think it means Baph, - you been reading the English/Welsh dictionary again???

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Only know a couple of girls who have got both the physical AND inner beauty thing sorted out.

They're usually the late bloomers who had to develop a nice personality before they got hot.

Disclaimer - The following crap is based on my own experience and nothing more

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

I make the effort to stay in shape, dress smartly etc to look nice for my partner, I expect the same in return.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Taye Diggs is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.

I actually find this quite interesting, knowing what women find attractive in men.
Also Mrs Tricky doesn't have a problem with me talking about famous women who I find attractive.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of...
...on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; )

I dislike being called babe or darling or anything similar, I much prefer being called by name.

And if my teas not on the table when I get home there's gonna be trouble !!!