The Nutty Tart (no: plate tag lines)

I am still laughing at Dirty Dog’s number plate tag line.

I know Law’s acts as propaganda for this site.

What does everyone else have?

And, any suggestions as to what I should get?

I have:

Caution - Suicidal Tendancies (SV650.org)


Why? Well, it's honest, and I found the tag line on the org. So it credit's the org as author, and advertises

Perhaps you've answered your own question, and I propose, "Nutty Tart" (I know someone else has the nick on here, but still)

Mine says '1000 nuts to build it, one nut to break it'

God knows where I picked that up from - probably read it somewhere and it stuck in my mind.

I've always had "Warning - Big kid on board!"

My 125 has SEE YA! written on the bottom of the plate.

Well I almost got one that read "My other toy has tits" but the wife didn't like it so I got "Ride 'em naked" on my Zed.

Where's me stabilisers?

"Busty biker b*tch with PMT!"

Nothing yet but I saw a Harley the other day with "No Fat Babes" on the plate........Which after seeing the rider, was understandable as he was about 25 stone!

I've got 'Highway To Hell' on my Honda. Rather appropriate, AND I'm a big AC/DC fan.

Standard plate on the SV at the mo, so the line is advertising George White. Yet I'm not getting paid for it!