Lights on. Nobody at the wheel!!

Filtering through Paisley yesterday, at the Junction with Renfrew Road and the oneway system. The traffic is horrendous. So I pull up to the lights from the Renfrew side. The other lane is at green but grid locked. Then we change to green, I pull away, cautiously but decisive, so this Ford Puma, that hasn't cleared the lights decides "I've been waiting too long, even if the other lane is at green!!" nearly takes me off.. .. ... ..... ....

Go for the horn, "........" try again "....." dead, 4rs3!!

Plan B, shout, shout lots and loud!

The surrounding traffic got an earful of this tirade spewing out the Shoei, but I still hadn't been acknowledged, so I have to admit I got the fury

Clutch in, armoured knuckles out....... I have never ever seen a driver crap themselve soooo much, of that I feel slightly ashamed, but it proves how switched off this muppet was.

Unfortunately i may have let the team down with this behaviour, but at the time I felt justified.

Cheers!

go for it mate, he should have been paying attention. Imagine how much I fright he would have got if he had knocked you off and you threw your bike off you and went over and beat him senseless, then he really would have crapped himself.

Originally Posted by Cam_73

Clutch in, armoured knuckles out....... Unfortunately i may have let the team down with this behaviour

Mibbes aye, mibbes naw! Depends on what that means

Did you TWA tea him? His crappy wee cage? What?

I demand the whole story, sparing no detail even if seemingly insignificant...

Yay!!!!

Remind me never to mess with you!

No violence, just a very loud and hefty rap on the passenger window.

Think it must have seemed like the window was about to come in

Originally Posted by Cam_73

No violence, just a very loud and hefty rap on the passenger window.

Think it must have seemed like the window was about to come in

Did better than me then, I don't usually try so hard to get the guys attention before belting the window.

Wing mirrors are fun too, make a lovely bang, twang, twang, twang sound as they spring back and forth and scare the bejeesus out of cage drivers. Hurts the hand though as you have to belt them pretty hard on the way past.