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02-05-07, 02:34 PM
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Now this is wrong on so many levels
Went to a funeral yesterday … my Auntie …
My cousin got up to do a speech/poem thingy to pay tribute to her mum … My cousin was dressed all in black … and looking STUNNING (as always)!!  …So needless to say, at one point my Auntie wasn’t the only 'stiff' in the room … don't worry, I didn’t actually have a ‘stork on’  , but I was certainly thinking how fine my cousin was looking rather than mourning!! Like I said ... wrong on many levels ...  I am going straight to hell!! I am also considering moving to a trailer park where these things are acceptable ...
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02-05-07, 02:36 PM
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Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels
Yes, yes, you are!
Get her number for me though mate 
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02-05-07, 02:36 PM
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Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels
Did you "do her" over the coffin?
If not then I think you are ok. Got any pics :P David |
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02-05-07, 02:37 PM
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Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels
Mate, after other things you've posted on here I'm convinced you need to either find a good woman or pay a visit to the red light area and get it out of your system.....
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02-05-07, 02:42 PM
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I think we need a pic of your cousin to asses just how wrong you are. I mean, she may be a totaly minger and that would make it even more wrong wouldnt it? lol
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02-05-07, 02:42 PM
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Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels
was your cousin male or female?
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02-05-07, 02:45 PM
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Thought you had him there Hovis - but it does say Her in the quote. Bad news for you too then Bluesteel :P |
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