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Old 19-06-07, 01:06 PM   #1
Filipe M.
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Default Breaking news: cause for potholes found.

Read all about it here!
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Old 19-06-07, 01:33 PM   #2
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I can just see the scenario...

Dishevelled and hungover bloke staggers round his flat 'the morning after', finds said undies, remembers exactly what he got up to and then panics. His gf/wife will be home any minute. To his foggy hungover mind flushing seems to be the only way they can't possibly be found in his posession....
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Old 19-06-07, 01:37 PM   #3
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I can just see the scenario...

Dishevelled and hungover bloke staggers round his flat 'the morning after', finds said undies, remembers exactly what he got up to and then panics. His gf/wife will be home any minute. To his foggy hungover mind flushing seems to be the only way they can't possibly be found in his posession....
That's right, blame it on a bloke!
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Old 19-06-07, 01:42 PM   #4
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That's right, blame it on a bloke!
Gimme a good reason for a woman to flush her underwear...

I guess some spiteful bint could've nicked someone's undies and flushed 'em but I find that dubious...
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Old 19-06-07, 01:47 PM   #5
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Gimme a good reason for a woman to flush her underwear...
Perhaps she'd eaten one to many cream cakes and they didn't fit any more
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Old 19-06-07, 01:49 PM   #6
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Perhaps she'd eaten one to many cream cakes and they didn't fit any more
Deep fried by any chance ? .lol
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Old 19-06-07, 01:50 PM   #7
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Or she needed an excuse to buy new underwear....
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Old 19-06-07, 01:50 PM   #8
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Or she thought it was the washing machine....
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Old 19-06-07, 01:55 PM   #9
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I thought women didn't need a reason to do stupid things?

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Old 19-06-07, 01:56 PM   #10
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Deep fried by any chance ? .lol
lol....has our cuisine finally made it south of the wall
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