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Old 02-11-06, 08:37 PM   #1
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Default Nurse Joke

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,

"Well, that's great....
.....that's really great..........

Some *******'s got my pen.
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Old 02-11-06, 08:39 PM   #2
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Damn! Where's the tissues - tea all over the screen.
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Old 03-11-06, 07:42 AM   #3
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Old 03-11-06, 08:42 AM   #4
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Ah boom boom
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Old 03-11-06, 11:38 AM   #5
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Brilliant!
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