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Well it's about time someone started this thread.
I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones. Mine were: 'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly 'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout 'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT 'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT 'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th 'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch ...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day! Last edited by Von Teese; 03-08-09 at 06:14 AM. |
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