thiefing scrotes

[Wideboy]

what ****ing rude awakening

just caught some scrote trying to knick cars again

just nodding off, hears some noise outside, look out the window and theres some scrote trying to jimmy my dads van with a crow bar, leapt up and gave chase in my boxers but they had long gone by the time i got to the end of the road

just talking to the bloke living at the end of the road and he came home late other night from work to find his garage half open and all his tools loaded into bags by the door

wrecking bar has taken up residence by the bed again

when i catch these *****s I WILL! be doing them some damage

Originally Posted by Wideboy

leapt up and gave chase in my boxers but they had long gone by the time i got to the end of the road

Sorry WB but I laughed out loud at that, funny images

Hope you catch the beggars, seems to be a lot of this sort of thing atm, must be the early nights, gives them time to act before their bedtimes

At least they didn't get anything this time.

Knee 'em in the face, only thing good for thieving gits! Forgot all the crap about you can't touch them and like they will ring the police and say "yeah, I was like robbing this place and then I got hit!"

sounds like there targeting ur area phone plod and ask for a pcso "plastic policeman" at least to do some patrols round ur area at night crime povention is less time consuming for them that trying to pick up the pieces

Well sorry to hear that but it is Southampton...

Originally Posted by Grinch

Well sorry to hear that but it is Southampton...

no, sorry. its West End. Huge difference. Like comparing P*rtsmouth and Gosport....

I feel sorry for those that saw you in your boxers, no wonder they got away, wondering what a ghey man in boxers was gonna do to them

Sorry to hear your troubles Widepants.

some sort of air rifle? if you can see them from your window, you can shoot 'em....

barstewards

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