Things you would expect Blue_ to say when wooing …

Ok, so anyone who has resided on here for any time and ever read some/many of my posts, will realise I have managed to build quite a portfolio of quotable lines … normally inappropriate, generally very cheeky … and to me very funny (even if no one else gets them!! ) …

Anyway, inspired by another thread that is going on at the mo, I think we should have a little competition …

Your task (should you choose to accept it) is to come out with a Blue_ classic … the scenario is "Blue_ trying to woo a lady" … you need to also state the given situation/circumstance) ... so get cracking!!

Remember this is a U rated forum so don’t go OTT!! … The funniest one I promise to use next time I am in said situation/circumstance!!!

Note: I have highlighted the main task as I know some of the ladies that might read this might not have the attention span to read the lot ...

fancy a shag?

Originally Posted by hovis

fancy a shag?

I am actually slightly insulted you came out with something so lame ...

You also didn't follow the rules ... there was no situation/circumstance given ...

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

I am actually slightly insulted you came out with something so lame ...

You also didn't follow the rules ... there was no situation/circumstance given ...

eh? sorry i did not read your post...........


i was asking you a question

Originally Posted by hovis

eh? sorry i did not read your post...........


i was asking you a question

I see, in that case thanks for the offer!!

Situation - sitting in the queue at the docs

'oh yes, it's swollen alright '

picture the scene - the lights are down low, and some hapless female has been daft/drunk enough to fall for blue's smooth lines and slick charm...

blue leans in closer, and whispers in her ear:

do you mind covering yourself in clingfilm before we, er, get personal? I don't like to touch women directly as some of their uselessness might rub off...

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

picture the scene - the lights are down low, and some hapless female has been daft/drunk enough to fall for blue's smooth lines and slick charm...

blue leans in closer, and whispers in her ear:

do you mind covering yourself in clingfilm before we, er, get personal? I don't like to touch women directly as some of their uselessness might rub off...

well sounds like a perfectly sensible precaution to me!

do i win btw? will you do it??

blue approaches ladeee at bar "can i buy you a drink" he smarms

ladeee looks him up and down (contemplating how thirsty/desperate she is) and decides "no thanks"

blue - not to be put off then announces "ok I suppose a bj is out of the question?"