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17-04-08, 07:41 AM
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Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
A fellow biking coleauge just said to me
"I have something wrong with my helmet, can i come down and show you" |
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17-04-08, 07:47 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
"sit behind me and grip with your knees"
"how do you clean your helmet?" "Can you smell my helmet?" |
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17-04-08, 08:03 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
I'll get my leg over you squeze in behind
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17-04-08, 08:14 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
its great having something hard and throbbing between your legs all day
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17-04-08, 08:28 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
Hold on here, the faster I go, the tighter you squeeze.
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17-04-08, 08:46 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
I simply wrap my hand around it, give a twist, and I'm off!
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17-04-08, 08:46 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
twins have more poke
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17-04-08, 08:55 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
Just put your arms around me tightly and never let go. It's not gay, I promise.
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17-04-08, 09:03 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
I love doing it in leather on a public highway.
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17-04-08, 09:10 AM
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Re: Lines that only bikers can get away with saying
"Hmm, you're a bit late. Did you enjoy that queue I passed you in?"
 --ooger 17/04/2008 |
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