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Old 13-09-08, 03:13 AM   #1
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Default The real hustle. What a pile of pants!

Anyone agree? Or disagree for that matter.

BTW Jess used to be a glamour model.

On another note, talking about hustles, I used to work on Wembley market and a slightly famous Jason Statham used to stash his kit and pay his pretend customers behind my donut van (Jewellry, perfume etc)! His Dad sold Silver to our left. He's very nearly my best friend. He he.

Autographs later.

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Old 13-09-08, 05:06 AM   #2
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Default Re: The real hustle. What a pile of pants!

A lot of it seems fairly common sense, nothing in life is free, and if it is then you should be suspicious... as for the ones on BBC3 this morning... would you leave your bags with a porter in the street and then take your eyes off him?? also those idiots with the xbox... i woud have had it out the box before i handed over the money!!

But then they don't aim this at people with a bit of common sense do they!
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Old 13-09-08, 06:38 AM   #3
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Default Re: The real hustle. What a pile of pants!

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BTW Jess used to be a glamour model.
She's the only reason i watch it, she could hustle me anytime.
Quick flash of cleavage and i'd be relieved of my credit card, bank details, bike keys...lock stock the fookin lot
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Old 13-09-08, 12:58 PM   #4
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Yeah ... I am not too keen on the show.
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Old 13-09-08, 01:15 PM   #5
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I quite like it but it might be because of those BOOBIES!
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Old 13-09-08, 01:28 PM   #6
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Its fun to watch how thick people can be... as well as the lovely lady
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Old 13-09-08, 03:27 PM   #7
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Default Re: The real hustle. What a pile of pants!

The scary one was when they valet parked a guys car, but instead pinched the car, followed his sat nav to his house and had the door keys in their hands.
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Old 13-09-08, 03:35 PM   #8
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Default Re: The real hustle. What a pile of pants!

They're so ridiculous!

May favourite was the Securicor scam.

All you needed to do, was buy a £40k armed security van, get uniforms made up, hang around on street corners waiting for people to deposit £1k a pop... riight.

Or the the one where you needed to own a bar to do it.

Agreed about Jess though. She could rumage around in my pockets all day long.
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