Who says women are smarter than men?

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! . What 's this about?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads
to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love
me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take,
so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine,
honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think
this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least
that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[Shellywoozle]

ROFL thats funny !!! But SO not true he he he

lol hilarious

ROFL lol, that is soo true.. and trust me i have been there as well lol,

Funny but so not true!!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Funny but so not true!!

i think its one of them "type of people storys" rather than a direct "all women are like this" kinda story.. because my ex was just like this.. she really was but this lass im talking to at the mo is the complete oposite.... get in lol,

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Funny but so not true!!

true or false it doesn't matter, because every man has been there. AND THAT IS A FACT. oh and very funny aswell.

Actually i admit i do have a friend that would fit the description

i was not for a moment accusing you claire of fitting that description. and come to think about it not everyman has been in that situation, me for one. he he he.