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Old 23-07-08, 10:26 AM   #1
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Did you write to him?
Did he fix it for you?
What was your childhood/adulthood ambition?

I wanted to do parachuting, but at the age of 10 i was classed as too juvenile in years.


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Old 23-07-08, 10:33 AM   #2
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I never wrote to him but I remember finding a scrawled letter my older sister had wrote when I was about 7 to the effects of:

"Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for my brother to disappear"

I'm sure she was jealous.

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Old 23-07-08, 11:15 AM   #3
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Two girls I went to high school with wanted to know how a pizza was made and actually ended up on the program - probably because it was a very cheap and easy one for the BBC to do!
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Old 23-07-08, 11:18 AM   #4
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I wanted to be a fighter pilot.

Closest iv'e got is direct conact with some F15's doing the costal path, and then a flyby (i was on work ex at Manston) just for me.

Jim didn't fix it though, the radio control tower bloke did.
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Old 23-07-08, 11:56 AM   #5
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wrote but got no answer, for some reason it was too difficult to turn a 9 year old boy into a 13 year old jodie foster look a like
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Old 23-07-08, 12:01 PM   #6
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Inexplicably I wrote to him saying something along the lines of;

'I've always wanted to throw a stone through a window - can you fix it for me?'

Don't ask.

I also wrote to You Bet to see if I could go on that. Again, inexplicably, I used to rearrange words in my head so that they were in alphabetical order, really quickly, ie,

rearrange, becomes aaeegnrrr.

I wanted to do loads of words in 1 minute.

Don't ask. I'm weird.

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Old 23-07-08, 12:27 PM   #7
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'I've always wanted to throw a stone through a window - can you fix it for me?'
Glaziers fix broken windows, not Sir Jimmy

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Old 23-07-08, 12:38 PM   #8
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I wrote and asked him if I could be short, a bit fat, irrestible to women and one day own a triumph daytona, I suppose 3 out of 4,s not bad
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Old 23-07-08, 01:00 PM   #9
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I wrote and asked him if I could be short, a bit fat, irrestible to women and one day own a triumph daytona, I suppose 3 out of 4,s not bad
Strange that, so did I. The Daytona 955i was sold last year, but I kept the other three assets.
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Old 23-07-08, 04:37 PM   #10
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Yes I did, and no he didn't, the miserable freak!

I wanted to ride the Grand National course on Red Rum
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