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18-09-08, 11:54 PM
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The literal world of a six year old....
Conversation between me and my youngest this morning....
Me: Max, you need to eat these bananas as they will be off soon. Him: Oh, what time are they leaving dad? I can't comprehend the fact that he thinks it perfectly normal that some bananas are just gonna up sticks and say 'see ya, we're outta here!' Genius 
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18-09-08, 11:56 PM
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Re: The literal world of a six year old....
You will be so much more worried when he says such things, age twenty!
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18-09-08, 11:57 PM
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Re: The literal world of a six year old....
 ..Is that known as a banana split then?......Kids see it all so clear.
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19-09-08, 11:46 AM
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Re: The literal world of a six year old....
PMSL!!
Tell Max he just made me laugh in what has been a pretty difficult day  I would suggest you write these things down though as you will miss remembering them when years pass 
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19-09-08, 11:50 AM
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19-09-08, 11:58 AM
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Re: The literal world of a six year old....
Its like those clips on You've Been Framed, where dad says to the kid "keep your eye on the ball" and kid pick it up and puts the ball to his eye
Well, the kid isn't wrong 
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19-09-08, 01:31 PM
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Only last week just before going to bed my 8 yr old son came out of the blue with.... "mum when you & dad are in bed,do you suck his todger & does he lick your twinkle"  We didnt know how to react ,so i think maybe it could be time for the old birds n bees talk although i think he's still a little young for that.Maybe best to find out which kids he's been talking to at school?? Man,kids grow up to quickly these days..lol. |
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19-09-08, 01:52 PM
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LOL keep them coming! and buy that kid a present! he deserves it after such a statement!!! |
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