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Old 13-02-09, 02:46 PM   #1
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Angry Alfie, you naughty boy!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...Submitted=true

They say the stupid do procreate quicker.
Proven!!
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Old 13-02-09, 02:49 PM   #2
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This'll be Gid's issue soon. Naughty naughty.
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Old 13-02-09, 02:59 PM   #3
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Beat me to it, another reason for being proud to be British eh...?
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Old 13-02-09, 03:01 PM   #4
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i heard this ont he radio news when driving back to work after lunch, i don;t know if it was a quote but they said he said he'd "support the baby despite not getting any pocket money"

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Old 13-02-09, 03:10 PM   #5
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Another great day for Chav Brittania.
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Old 13-02-09, 03:11 PM   #6
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The boy was asked:-
"How will you financially support your child?"
Answered " whats that mean!"
"how will you get money to help your child?"
"uhu"
"you have family to help you?"
"yes"
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Old 13-02-09, 03:17 PM   #7
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The boy was asked:-
"How will you financially support your child?"
Answered " whats that mean!"
"how will you get money to help your child?"
"uhu"
"you have benefit system to help you?"
"yes"
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Old 13-02-09, 03:22 PM   #8
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I actually feel sorry for the lad, he hasn't a clue! People asking him how much nappies are, what 13 year old would lol! And his dad's had nine kids, she's got 5 siblings, woweee benefits galore!

I don't agree with the publicity though, there was no need for it to go to press. Especially with photos They've taken advantage of the fact he's a young lad and not thought about the implications of being in the national newspapers and magazines. Must have been a bit of cash involved...

Good luck to 'em both, suppose this is what family is for.
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Old 13-02-09, 03:32 PM   #9
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could the father and the child both be nursery and school at the same time?
grandad said that his 13yr old son is quite responsible, and that he could've just shrugged his shoulders and carried on playing on his playstation.
young father said he does recieve £10.00 pocket money, ah well the childs education is sorted anyway.
a 12yr old girl had a crush on my eldest boy, and her mum said one day to me at school 'they need to spend more time together alone'. i dont blooby think so was my reply. really......

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Good luck to 'em both, suppose this is what family is for.
this is what fascist euthanasia is for...
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