just for fun... - SV650.org

26-05-09, 04:03 PM

have a giggle....

http://pastebin.ca/1435069

dave

26-05-09, 04:11 PM

Quote:

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

Giggling loudly

mr.anderson · 26-05-09, 09:43 PM

Quote:

I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.

ha ha ha ha ha...

26-05-09, 10:27 PM

Quote:

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

LOL

dizzyblonde · 26-05-09, 10:33 PM

"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

mwahahahaha

26-05-09, 10:33 PM

Quote:

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control"

big lol!

Dave20046 · 27-05-09, 07:35 AM

'more stationary than I thought'

lol

I've given a similar answer to the 'travelled by bus' one in a claim.

26-05-09, 04:03 PM	#1
DaveP Guest Posts: n/a	just for fun... have a giggle.... http://pastebin.ca/1435069 dave

26-05-09, 10:33 PM	#5
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: just for fun... "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him." mwahahahaha __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

27-05-09, 07:35 AM	#7
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: just for fun... 'more stationary than I thought' lol I've given a similar answer to the 'travelled by bus' one in a claim. __________________