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Old 26-05-09, 04:03 PM   #1
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have a giggle....

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Old 26-05-09, 04:11 PM   #2
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    The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
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Old 26-05-09, 09:43 PM   #3
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I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
ha ha ha ha ha...
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Old 26-05-09, 10:27 PM   #4
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"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
LOL

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Old 26-05-09, 10:33 PM   #5
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"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

mwahahahaha
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Old 26-05-09, 10:33 PM   #6
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"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control"
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Old 27-05-09, 07:35 AM   #7
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'more stationary than I thought'

lol

I've given a similar answer to the 'travelled by bus' one in a claim.
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