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Old 20-06-09, 08:48 PM   #1
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Default Now that was the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of my life.

Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.

The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's
B) I don't have fashion sense.
C) I don't do alcohol
D) I don't like Hog roast
E) I don't do socialising
F) I don't know who anyone is.

So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this.

After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with.

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation?
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Old 20-06-09, 08:52 PM   #2
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Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

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Old 20-06-09, 08:53 PM   #3
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So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation?
Today actually.


I left the band I have played with for over three years.
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Old 20-06-09, 08:55 PM   #4
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Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

Not just me thinking that then......
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Old 20-06-09, 08:56 PM   #5
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Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?
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Old 20-06-09, 08:58 PM   #6
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Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league.
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Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?
If Blonde, 5ft 6, slim to medium build is your sort of thing then yeah.
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There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league.
Oi... you`re a very handsome bloke hun with a good sense of humour and a lovely personality.

Not often you find all three qualities in one man!
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