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20-06-09, 08:48 PM
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Now that was the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of my life.
Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.
The problems being: A) I don't do disco's B) I don't have fashion sense. C) I don't do alcohol D) I don't like Hog roast E) I don't do socialising F) I don't know who anyone is. So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this. After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with. So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? 
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20-06-09, 08:52 PM
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Re: Now that was the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of my life.
Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?
It doesn't knock twice you know... 
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20-06-09, 08:53 PM
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20-06-09, 08:55 PM
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20-06-09, 08:56 PM
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Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?
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20-06-09, 09:00 PM
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20-06-09, 09:00 PM
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