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Old 21-07-09, 04:21 PM   #1
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Default Whoops you would not expect to be sent home from work early because

You have just dug up a stiff,


A mate has just text me if I want to go out as he has been sent home. He is working on a 400 year old restoration project for English Heritage and has dug up a stiff.

Only problem being these bones have a trousers, jacket and bag.

Any excuse to get out of work early if you ask me
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Old 21-07-09, 05:20 PM   #2
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Default Re: Whoops you would not expect to be sent home from work early because

was the stiff on a night out by any chance?
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Old 21-07-09, 05:27 PM   #3
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Any old excuse to get off work lol
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Old 21-07-09, 06:03 PM   #4
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Only problem being these bones have a trousers, jacket and bag.
I hope he did the decent thing and checked the pockets and bag for cash.
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Old 21-07-09, 07:31 PM   #5
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I wish I got sent home every time I confronted a stiff.

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Old 22-07-09, 08:10 AM   #6
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Default Re: Whoops you would not expect to be sent home from work early because

Well the sick git took a video of it, you see the ribs, skull with what looks like a bullet hole, trousers and of all things a bum bag.

Still waiting for it to make the local press
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Old 22-07-09, 10:36 AM   #7
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Old 22-07-09, 10:41 AM   #8
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Or the hooker...
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Old 22-07-09, 10:44 AM   #9
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Did fred west ever live there?
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