RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? - SV650.org

Paul the 6th · 01-02-10, 06:39 PM

Some of you will probably know me and my missus split up last week.

She went back to her parents in the north east on Friday (took alot of her stuff with her). I've just come home after stopping at the shop - I bought chicken breast, some flour tortillas, some spinach leaf things, some lettuce and some yoghurts - I was gonna have crispy chicken fajitas with a nice leafy salad...

Oh wait, she's taken the ****ing scissors with her.. WHY? Not just any scissors either, proper nice expensive cooking ones which, incidentally, she always used to moan at me for cutting bits of paper or tags off clothes..

So now I can't cut the chicken breast up. Tesco's is about 3 miles away through a good hour of hilarious traffic so I've had a GRILLED bacon sandwich (I never use the grill cos it's crap)..

****s sake, i'm off for a glass of wine

01-02-10, 06:41 PM

Just use a knife to cut the chicken up

01-02-10, 06:41 PM

......Aaaand Breathe.....

01-02-10, 06:42 PM

Best rant in the world.....ever!

Oh and sorry to hear about the scissors.

Paul the 6th · 01-02-10, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Just use a knife to cut the chicken up

I want my scissors back!

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedplay

......Aaaand Breathe.....

And slurp...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Best rant in the world.....ever!

Oh and sorry to hear about the scissors.

I'm going to set up an appeal page on "DomesticDisasters.org" all proceeds towards my new scissors fund will be greatly appreciated

01-02-10, 06:47 PM

Could have been worse, she could have taken the grill too

Red Herring · 01-02-10, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

Some of you will probably know me and my missus split up last week.......

Oh wait, she's taken the ****ing scissors with her..

Sure this isn't just a cover story for when they turn up next week stuck between her shoulder blades...?

01-02-10, 06:59 PM

Perhaps she was planning a chicken dinner too?

Wideboy · 01-02-10, 07:01 PM

or maybe break in to cut off you fireman

01-02-10, 07:07 PM

I think she was planning to massacre your clothes...

01-02-10, 06:39 PM	#1
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? Some of you will probably know me and my missus split up last week. She went back to her parents in the north east on Friday (took alot of her stuff with her). I've just come home after stopping at the shop - I bought chicken breast, some flour tortillas, some spinach leaf things, some lettuce and some yoghurts - I was gonna have crispy chicken fajitas with a nice leafy salad... Oh wait, she's taken the **ing scissors with her.. WHY? Not just any scissors either, proper nice expensive cooking ones which, incidentally, she always used to moan at me for cutting bits of paper or tags off clothes.. So now I can't cut the chicken breast up. Tesco's is about 3 miles away through a good hour of hilarious traffic so I've had a GRILLED bacon sandwich (I never use the grill cos it's crap).. **s sake, i'm off for a glass of wine __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

01-02-10, 06:41 PM	#2
Speedy Claire Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? Just use a knife to cut the chicken up

01-02-10, 06:41 PM	#3
speedplay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? ......Aaaand Breathe.....

01-02-10, 06:42 PM	#4
Scoobs Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? Best rant in the world.....ever! Oh and sorry to hear about the scissors.

01-02-10, 06:47 PM	#6
speedplay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? Could have been worse, she could have taken the grill too

01-02-10, 06:59 PM	#8
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? Perhaps she was planning a chicken dinner too?

01-02-10, 07:01 PM	#9
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? or maybe break in to cut off you fireman __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis Last edited by Wideboy; 01-02-10 at 07:03 PM.

01-02-10, 07:07 PM	#10
Milky Bar Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: RANT: WTF? Why has she taken the scissors? I think she was planning to massacre your clothes...

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