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Old 19-04-10, 06:05 PM   #1
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... but if I find out who the driver of the Audi RS4 estate is, who tried to run me off the road this morning, I will do him some serious physical damage with an old bent RD400 fork tube I keep for special occasions.

I have your 4 digit/2 letter private reg number... you aren't that hard to find.
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Old 19-04-10, 06:21 PM   #2
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Unfortunately seems to be a trait of Audi drivers, buy and Audi, drive like an a**e.

My brother in law falls into this catagory, plus 2 of my colleagues
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Old 19-04-10, 06:27 PM   #3
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Just phone the police and claim that you saw what looked like a handgun in the footwell as he overtook you dangerously close.
Then sit back and imagine the panick he will be going through as the police search him and his vehicle.

To our uniformed riders on the org, I can appreciate that it is "wasting" police time but ...............
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Old 19-04-10, 06:42 PM   #4
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I know how what you mean about Audi drivers and BMW's too, as far as my experiances go. I was involved in a head on smash with one a few weeks ago (in my parents car), on a blind bend he decided to overtake a lorry and i was "in his way" (his exact words at the hospital)
I willing to go with the police approach, atleast itl give you a bit of satisfaction . . .
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Old 19-04-10, 06:56 PM   #5
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As an Audi driver of long standing I resemble that remark.

Had 2 A4's, an A6 and currently have an A3 which will become an A6 later this year when it grows up. Brilliant cars that come with a special pocket for putting your brain in when you start the car.

If you're having a kicking session can I join in?
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Old 19-04-10, 07:00 PM   #6
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... but if I find out who the driver of the Audi RS4 estate is, who tried to run me off the road this morning, I will do him some serious physical damage with an old bent RD400 fork tube I keep for special occasions.

I have your 4 digit/2 letter private reg number... you aren't that hard to find.
Not that I would condone it, but ring the DVLA and explain that someone keeps parking in the private car park you own and you would like to send them a letter... It will cost £2.50 but you get an address if it wound you up enough.
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Old 19-04-10, 07:14 PM   #7
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Not that I would condone it, but ring the DVLA and explain that someone keeps parking in the private car park you own and you would like to send them a letter... It will cost £2.50 but you get an address if it wound you up enough.
Now that's a good idea, thanks. Saves me wasting fuel riding around the vilage I think he lives in trying to spot his car
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Old 19-04-10, 07:27 PM   #8
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I hate Audi drivers too, they do like attempting to ram you off the road, in your pink camo's on your beloved newly rebuilt yellow SV, even the bald fat git gets out at a red light to bully you more, then you tell em to F* off back in his car

And he does

Only Audi driver exempt from this disliking is me dad! Cause he is considerate towards us.
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Old 19-04-10, 07:29 PM   #9
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I hate Audi drivers too, they do like attempting to ram you off the road, in your pink camo's on your beloved newly rebuilt yellow SV, even the bald fat git gets out at a red light to bully you more, then you tell em to F* off back in his car

And he does

Only Audi driver exempt from this disliking is me dad! Cause he is considerate towards us.
Oi! See post no 5.

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Oi! See post no 5.

And I'm er overly cuddly and shiney on top
Bri, ok you can join Dizzy's dad in the Ok Club
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