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Old 22-07-10, 09:36 AM   #1
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Default Missus wants a gadget for her birthday...

My missus wanted me to surprise her by buying her one of these new i-gadgets thinga majiggers. You know, the iPhone, iPad, iPod, iTouch etc etc.

Imagine her face when she opened up the present to find that i got her the new iRon.

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Old 22-07-10, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 22-07-10, 09:56 AM   #3
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That is so mean! Bad man
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Old 22-07-10, 09:57 AM   #4
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You could have got her an iWrap from KFC, even cheaper
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you have limited imagination..........I would have gone for a rabbit LOL
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Old 22-07-10, 01:04 PM   #6
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Can't beleive there where 3 posts before a vibro or Ann summers was mentioned!!!
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Old 22-07-10, 01:07 PM   #7
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You should have got her one of these...

http://www.armynnavy.com/catalog/cat...oducts_id/3705
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Can't beleive there where 3 posts before a vibro or Ann summers was mentioned!!!
I know I was surprised as well and thought better jump on the opportunity while I can
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you have limited imagination..........I would have gone for a rabbit LOL
OH God!

How old, naive and out of touch am I? I thought he meant a proper furry bunny rabbit
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Old 22-07-10, 02:18 PM   #10
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OH God!

How old, naive and out of touch am I? I thought he meant a proper furry bunny rabbit
That's even worse than me having to google iRon to find out what it was!
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