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Old 21-02-11, 09:30 AM   #1
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Default Must stop eating cheese before bedtime

Weird dreams last night

First one I found myself riding round Snetterton on a beautiful sunny day, weird thing was I had no crash helmet or leathers on, I was on my mates RD250 and I was riding round the track in the wrong direction! Didn't suss this out until I reached the start/finish straight and found everyone starting to head in my direction, cars & bikes. Got off the track before anything happened

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I was in Hamburg and I found myself helping a member of the East Enders cast trying to remove a sticker from a wall and then I met a German friend of mine in a bar and remember saying goodbye to him. Then I got into a panic because I knew I couldn't get back to the ferry in Holland in time to collect the kids from school. Then the kids were there with me in Hamburg and I was phoning my wife to explain everything.

Must get someone to analyse them sometime, and I hadn't had any cheese at all
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Old 21-02-11, 09:54 AM   #2
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I had a dream the other night that i was in a Ninja style fight with David Dickinson! I don't eat cheese!
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Old 21-02-11, 10:08 AM   #3
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I had a really vivid, and I mean really vivid dream that I was well how to say this, really intimate with Davina Macall. When I'm awake I hate Davina Macall but in my dream she really loved me. One of those dreams with all 5 senses switched on. Now I'm awake I'm still thinking about it and I'm disgusted with myself for what I dreamt about.
I didn't have cheese last night which makes it even worse. Davina Macall? aarrggghh!!
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Old 21-02-11, 10:14 AM   #4
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i love cheese and do snack on it regular hehe thats why i aint gonna live very long
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Old 21-02-11, 10:17 AM   #5
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I had a really vivid, and I mean really vivid dream that I was well how to say this, really intimate with Davina Macall. When I'm awake I hate Davina Macall but in my dream she really loved me. One of those dreams with all 5 senses switched on. Now I'm awake I'm still thinking about it and I'm disgusted with myself for what I dreamt about.
I didn't have cheese last night which makes it even worse. Davina Macall? aarrggghh!!
I'm with you on the disliking Davina line
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Davina's ace! if you dont want her or if your at a loose end with her sent her to me
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First one I found myself riding round Snetterton on a beautiful sunny day, weird thing was I had no crash helmet or leathers on
Tomorrow night you'll be telling us you were riding a Hardly Driveable in assless chaps....and you liked it
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now there a whole load of insecurity...
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Tomorrow night you'll be telling us you were riding a Hardly Driveable in assless chaps....and you liked it
Didn't say it was a nightmare Dizzy, anything involving a Harley would be.

The leather chaps arseless chaps
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