i feel quite accurate! (sorry if a hitler post!)

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

[hindle8907]

[Bluepete]

Why is it posted in White?

[hindle8907]

Originally Posted by Bluepete

Why is it posted in White?

he probably just copied and pasted it from where.

If you think thats accurate then you've obviously been with the wrong women!!

I want a man who makes sure I go to sleep smiling and makes sure my petrol tank is always full so we can go out to play!!!

Originally Posted by hindle8907

he probably just copied and pasted it from where.

indeed i did!

Originally Posted by kellyjo

If you think thats accurate then you've obviously been with the wrong women!!

I want a man who makes sure I go to sleep smiling and makes sure my petrol tank is always full so we can go out to play!!!

Come on, this is exactly what women want........everything! do they get it?!? no of course not! if that is not your experiance of women.......your a lucky guy!

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,

Thats fair enough

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
You're pushing it hoping for all 3, pick an order of preference.
One who loves to listen long,
On occasion we all will, but when its everyday...play fair!
One who thinks before he speaks,
We do, but we still end up regretting it anyway.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
Why would we call if all we're meant to do is listen, where is the incentive?
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
So I assume you're planning on living off of his achievments, hardly seems fair.
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Better yet love, keep you're job and spend all your own money, then he's no reason for him to be annoyed!
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Thats do-able
Massage my feet and help me stand.
and in turn we can expect?...
Oh send a king to make me queen.
ok this doesnt even make sense, are you wanting a gigalo too?
A man who loves to cook and clean.
We survive before we meet women so we are capable of cooking and cleaning but lets be honest.. no one loves it.
I pray this man will love no other.

Keep up these rediculas demands, without offering anything in return and you've only yourself to blame.
And relish visits with my mother.
HA! - End of.