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Old 16-08-11, 11:52 AM   #1
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Default Boy calls Police because his mum made him do household chores.

Boy in Germany calls the Police because his mum made him do some household chores.


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That's nothing, I've responded to supposed "violent" domestics where a dad reported his 15yrs daughter "kicking off" in the house.

While travelling a colleague cancelled any further, stating that the first thing the dad said to him when we walked in the door was "Ta for coming, I just need you to tell XXXXX to do her homework".
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Old 16-08-11, 11:56 AM   #2
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Mein mutti hast mir die hauswek geplanned

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Old 16-08-11, 12:16 PM   #3
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He'll be smasing up traffic lights next because the little red man won't let him cross the road..........oh wait he's not English.
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Old 16-08-11, 12:20 PM   #4
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He'd be having a can o woopass opened on him if that was my son.

I may get the Kevin and Perry huffs and puffs from my ten year old, but when I say jump, he'll bleddy well jump as high as I tell him to.

Not enough of it in todays society, which is why half of London/Brum etc are in the mess they are.
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Old 16-08-11, 12:22 PM   #5
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Lou you must be one scary mom.
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Old 16-08-11, 12:33 PM   #6
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Lou you must be one scary mom.
To whose standards?
Perhaps in comparison to a fella of your age(yeah calling you old there ) I'm pretty soft. To some teenager of today perhaps I would be scary.
Tell you wot though any of the kids on our street are seen misbehaving, they all know Dylans mom will kick their ass if they're caught!

I dish out discipline no different to what my mother did with two sons and a daughter*. Never did any of us harm, and we're all balanced individuals, none of us were scarred for life


*well, the only difference is I don't threaten the kids with a big wooden spoon!
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Old 16-08-11, 12:48 PM   #7
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To whose standards?

I dish out discipline no different to what my mother did with two sons and a daughter*. Never did any of us harm, and we're all balanced individuals, none of us were scarred for life


*well, the only difference is I don't threaten the kids with a big wooden spoon!

Oh I see, your more like my mom than yours. In that you don't threaten.

You use. Well in her case a leather strap, slipper, belt, dog lead. Officially the strap, but whatever is to hand. Ouch
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Old 16-08-11, 12:49 PM   #8
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Im with you Lou, my kids know how to behave themselves, and they know that if they don't there will be repercussions (not by beating them, just loss of privileges) and always the worst punishment for them has been sending them to their rooms, they all HATE separation.

If my kids have their friends around and the friends misbehave then they'll soon know they are in the wrong too. I know some parents who wont tell off other peoples kids but at the end of the day if any of mine were up to no good, either at someone elses house or on the streets, I would hope someone would step in and say something to them. Coming from someone else it wouldnt need to be heavy handed, all three of mine would carp themselves if any other adult were so much as to say 'boo' to them

I work part time in our local Junior school running a 'nurture' club for some of the kids who struggle at lunchtime for whatever reasons. The way these kids feel they can speak to me, even those aged 7-8 is awful. But the school isnt concerned with discipline, its all about giving the kids 'choices' and basically if they cant behave in with me the they are allowed to go and play the laptops in an alternative room, its ridiculous, these kids already know they can do and say what they like and there are minimal consequences. Alternatively, some of them just need a hug or to see that someone cares at times but we cant even do that as the school has a no-contact policy.
I had a falling out with the deputy head recently because she totally undermined me in front of the kids and her attitude was 'oh well they're only here for a few more weeks'.....
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Oh I see, your more like my mom than yours. In that you don't threaten.

You use. Well in her case a leather strap, slipper, belt, dog lead. Officially the strap, but whatever is to hand. Ouch

Oh god no, I threaten with a clip round the lug hole, my mum used to give a wack on the ass with a wooden spoon. That flippin smarts
Dylan knows how far to push before his butt meets with my hand, but then he hasn't felt that in a few years. I would never dream of using anything you describe above!
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