The Final Solution to the Pikey Problem

[yorkie_chris]

Did that title get your interest?

So brought on by the dale farm clearance thread, what the devil can be done about pikeys?

We all know how nice they are and how they improve any area they move into, but what to do? As tempting as it is to suggest targeting any conglomeration of more than 3 caravans and knackered transit vans (that isn't a NEMCRC race meet ) with napalm, and then executing any survivors, men, women, children, dags, the lot... that's extreme and unrealistic even by MY standards.

So what to do? Personally I'd say the government needs to enact some anti-pikey laws, every time a campsite lands somewhere unwanted they can all be detained while all relevant government bodies have a look over their kit and vehicles, obviously they'll all be seized immediately for being stolen and full of red diesel. Harass them into the ground until their only option is to join normal society or bugger off and annoy some foreigners.

This seems perfectly reasonable to me, but obviously requires a police budget.




P.S unlike Messies thread any hate-filled, inflammatory and racist remarks are more than welcome here. Amusing rants as well as serious discussion encourages

[Wideboy]

seize their properties and collateral under tax evasion laws and liquidise, if they don't bugger off and start robbing and leaching of society again, do it again.

i fail to see why the authority wont do anything as they're scared of being called racist, most people hate the did scumbags

gypo up down
noun, slang; 1 A white non working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little ****.

2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.

[Red Herring]

We've already got all the laws we need, we just need a few leaders with the bottle to use them.

[Messie]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

P.S unlike Messies thread any hate-filled, inflammatory and racist remarks are more than welcome here. Amusing rants as well as serious discussion encourages

That's what I like - a bit of balanced debate on the old org!

In my mild old way I'd just like the full force of the law applied to them as it's applied to the rest of us.

But I'm sure there are less mild views than this

[carelesschucca]

Oh if ever there was a Hitler thread, I'm sure one with the title, 'The Final Solution' is going to be one

Can't we just go down the Kenny Everett Route, Round em up put em in a field and bomb the B*****ds, they've already done two out of three, so can't we just Bomb the B*****ds.

[Bri w]

Originally Posted by Red Herring

We've already got all the laws we need, we just need a few leaders with the bottle to use them.

Maybe the local residents should sue the council leaders for failure to provide a safe environment/value for money for all the council tax payers. Perhaps that might encourage councillors to do the job they get paid for.

[keith_d]

Originally Posted by Messie

That's what I like - a bit of balanced debate on the old org!

In my mild old way I'd just like the full force of the law applied to them as it's applied to the rest of us.

But I'm sure there are less mild views than this

I'd imagine some of those views belong to people who have been left with a bill for cleaning up the mess left by 'travellers'.

Fortunately, I don't think we've got too many of them on the forums.

[DJ123]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Did that title get your interest?

So brought on by the dale farm clearance thread, what the devil can be done about pikeys?

We all know how nice they are and how they improve any area they move into, but what to do? As tempting as it is to suggest targeting any conglomeration of more than 3 caravans and knackered transit vans (that isn't a NEMCRC race meet ) with napalm, and then executing any survivors, men, women, children, dags, the lot... that's extreme and unrealistic even by MY standards.

So what to do? Personally I'd say the government needs to enact some anti-pikey laws, every time a campsite lands somewhere unwanted they can all be detained while all relevant government bodies have a look over their kit and vehicles, obviously they'll all be seized immediately for being stolen and full of red diesel. Harass them into the ground until their only option is to join normal society or bugger off and annoy some foreigners.

This seems perfectly reasonable to me, but obviously requires a police budget.




P.S unlike Messies thread any hate-filled, inflammatory and racist remarks are more than welcome here. Amusing rants as well as serious discussion encourages

If you have any survivors after using Napalm then you haven't used enough
Take their vehicles and caravans and crush them all. Then they'll be hitchhikers instead, so more likely to be picked up by budding serial killers

[Red Herring]

We are obviously institutionally anti traveller.... As they are clearly under represented on this forum it looks like we will have to engage in some positive discrimination and only allow new members to join if they can demonstrate complete disregard for the laws of the land, make completely unfounded attacks on our police, and refuse to accept responsibility for anything that ever happens to them...... Hang on a minute, I think we've already done that!

I am staying weeeeellll out of this one.

My "slightly to the right of Attilla the Hun" politics may get me into trouble.