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Old 28-11-11, 01:27 PM   #1
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Default Porn Star Lotus Elise

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-ELIS...item3a6d1f748a

Yes, it's a private plate, but he seems to have had no trouble getting some of his conquests to pose with it (notice the one standing grinning next to it seems to have a c-section scar?)

Apologies if this is post is Austrian and shouts 'FEGELEIN!'
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Old 28-11-11, 02:08 PM   #2
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Default Re: Porn Star Lotus Elise

Might not be Hitlered but it IS Chavtastic...
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Old 28-11-11, 02:17 PM   #3
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over priced and boy racer'd car.
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Old 28-11-11, 02:24 PM   #4
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(notice the one standing grinning next to it seems to have a c-section scar?)

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And what may I ask is wrong with a dolly bird having a c-section scar............??


Apart from the fact it draws attention to the rather large shadow she seems to have peeping under the shorts?


The dalek model is better
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Old 28-11-11, 02:33 PM   #5
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ugly car.. ugly woman

and why is that plate worth 4k

Vanity amazes and saddens me
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Old 28-11-11, 02:44 PM   #6
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Those girls are not stunners. They're run of the mill ordinary slags.

I might 'make an offer'... of £5

What a ridiculous ebay ad.
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Old 28-11-11, 03:38 PM   #7
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Ulgy humans...

And what a shame to wreck the car with that silly paintjob.
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Old 28-11-11, 03:39 PM   #8
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And what may I ask is wrong with a dolly bird having a c-section scar............??

Apart from the fact it draws attention to the rather large shadow she seems to have peeping under the shorts?
Nothing, I'd still 'ave 'er, woof woof, drop 'em, etc.
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Old 28-11-11, 03:47 PM   #9
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girls nothing special, both would get it though for a laff.
Car is nice.
reg is gay .
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Old 28-11-11, 03:52 PM   #10
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That reg is amazing, i'd be tempted to buy it but I really like my current one - TW4T
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