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Old 10-01-12, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default new advert for badger NOT CHILD FRIENDLY AT ALL

This ad will be hitting the shelves next week
in shall we say a specialist magazine

Sub male looking for new master (GoG)
Into ATM, BBFS, COF, GS, watersports, bondage and rope play
Happy to service masters friends and aquaintances together or individually
Please leave appropriate message if unable to answer
MAKE me call you back
079**292**4

obviously full number in mag (i see orgers with his number checking now lol)
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life lesson
1/ let sleeping dog lie
2/ dont feck this a irishman
especially if its me
3/ always remember this is stage one imaging what else i'd do if required

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Old 10-01-12, 07:40 PM   #2
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Default Re: new advert for badger NOT CHILD FRIENDLY AT ALL

I guess you are staying home next new year then Dave...

There is also the point that you started it yah daft f***er!
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Old 10-01-12, 07:45 PM   #3
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Could you explain all those acronyms please. I don't understand modern sexual terms at all?

Awfully grateful, thanks.
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Old 10-01-12, 07:47 PM   #4
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Ahem, bought any sour grapes recently Dave? Thought you'd been quiet since New Years, has it taken you this long to recover?
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Old 10-01-12, 08:20 PM   #5
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oh dear.... beaten fair and square dave. accept it and try and out wit him. your more resourceful than this.
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Old 10-01-12, 08:22 PM   #6
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oh dear.... beaten fair and square dave. accept it and try and out wit him.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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your more resourceful than this.
Boring.

Fight?
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Old 10-01-12, 08:32 PM   #7
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!



Boring.

Fight?
im a lover not a fighter.....


anyone know what

BBFS, COF, GS is?

big badger for sale? carries own fox? great scott?
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Old 10-01-12, 08:35 PM   #8
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im a lover not a fighter.....
I wouldn't say that in Badger's vicinity if you value your decency
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Old 10-01-12, 08:36 PM   #9
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I wouldn't say that in Badger's vicinity if you value your decency
hes a lovely lad! (runs)
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Old 10-01-12, 08:39 PM   #10
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Default Re: new advert for badger NOT CHILD FRIENDLY AT ALL

Its a spiffing bad show that a poor Badger won a fair fight and a grumpy Irish troll has put the chaps details up for sale in some dodgy blokes mag, what!

Bad show DP
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