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06-01-12, 10:44 PM
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I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
I have just bought my self my first ever pair of Roller Blades. I never had skates as a kid and I even fell off a skate board and nearly broke my jaw so gave up on that!
How the hell do you stand up on the B******s?!  Will I look like an utter Tuppence if I wear my Weiss textile armoured trousers?  All this because a good friend of mine wants to learn to skate before she is fifty and she has dragged me along because I am good at having hobbies! I think I am going to die, it has been nice knowing you all. 
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06-01-12, 10:52 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
You are officially mad. And as for the trousers?? Look good or be mangled. Hmmm, tricky choice but I'd take the look like a pillock option. And probably wear the armoured jacket too!
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06-01-12, 10:52 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Bought a pair for daughter at xmas, then bought myself a set from Sportsdirect. Did the same with a skateboard a few months ago. Love the blades, hate the board.
Nearly 42 and can still whizz around...Love it man!  Will post a pic of me wearing my bike gear and boots tomorrow, just for a laugh! Ste |
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06-01-12, 10:56 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
I tired that, bloomin stupid idea, sell them on e-bay now before you break any bones. All that I did was crash into things all the time The only way that I could use them was on carpet, it was the only way to slow them down enough.
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06-01-12, 11:08 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Hmm, I shall have to post a pic once I have given it a good go! Blood, gore and plasters for breakfast then.
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06-01-12, 11:18 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
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06-01-12, 11:50 PM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Love the black eye and smile at the end there!
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07-01-12, 01:53 AM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Brilliant!
Bambi on ice springs to mind... Thankfully all the pics of me on the ice are the old fashioned variety and will not under any circumstances be scanned in. Curly perm and spangly shirt... not pretty
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07-01-12, 01:58 AM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Look on the bright side, at least you can wear your helmet, roller blading at 50, sheesh, any body for kiss chase
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07-01-12, 09:42 AM
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Re: I am an idiot and am going to kill myself!
Rev you're my hero
bet when you showed Carol she walked off to get the plasters out the first aid box shaking her head 
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