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Old 10-01-12, 10:43 PM   #1
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Default Grab the nearest book to you and go to page 45 . . .

This will summarise your sex life for 2012.

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That comes via fluid fuel injection, a capable chassis and grippy rubber
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Old 10-01-12, 10:45 PM   #2
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Ron grabbed his wand and gave it a slight wiggling action.
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Old 10-01-12, 10:49 PM   #3
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Consider rear observation when you are about to change position or speed
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Old 10-01-12, 10:51 PM   #4
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Hahaha

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Old 10-01-12, 11:16 PM   #5
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"Champagne cocktails tend to get better and better the more you drink"

Could be quite a fun year.
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Old 10-01-12, 11:21 PM   #6
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Drain and toss in the remaining butter.

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Old 10-01-12, 11:23 PM   #7
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Mine says "the material used to pack the 22inch cavity between the old walls and new walls was hauled out of storage" (lee child - die trying) and the other half's says "all female - of course". What an awesome game, never thought it would say anything that made sense. And looks like I've a year to look forward to!
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Old 10-01-12, 11:34 PM   #8
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"The only ugly people were those making a statement." (The Algebraist, Iain M Banks)
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Old 10-01-12, 11:35 PM   #9
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Tourist area and has excellant toilet facilities, Titter titter
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Old 10-01-12, 11:45 PM   #10
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I had registered to ask about bikes, but this was too fun a game to miss.

"That's when i heard it, a rough voice that could have come straight from the oilfield, shattering the peace and my sensation of well being. 'Oi, Are you Paul Carter'"

oh dear....
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