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Midnight bugs taste best.
A topbox can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. The only good view of a rainstorm is in your mirrors. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. Never mistake horsepower for experience. If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. Young riders pick a destination and go in, Old riders pick a direction and go. A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish your bike. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. Practice working on your own bike before on someone elses. Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit Maintenance is as much art as it is science. If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be. Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck No matter what Bike you ride, it's all the same wind. And only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. Anyone know any more?
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Ride with skill and not luck, because luck runs out sooner or later.
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There are old bikers and there are bold bikers.
There are no old and bold bikers
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look where you want to go and you'll go there, look at the hedgerow and you'll end up there.
anyone can go fast in straight lines, it takes skill to go round corners fast. |
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It takes skill to ride swiftly, any fool can go fast.
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Anyone can ride a superbike quick in a straight-line, but there will always be a rider on the little bike keeping up
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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Better to arrive 30 seconds late in this life than 30 seconds early into the next.
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. A good ride is one you can walk away from. A great ride is one where you can use the bike again too. (all stolen from sigs on here) |
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Always have a big wee before you go for a ride.
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and a go faster dump!
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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If you want to beat a super car in a race on a restricted bike xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Edit :- Please no more of these replys Guys & Gals... Cheers Richie.
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"Somewhere between happy and total f**kin wreck" Last edited by Richie; 07-03-12 at 10:56 PM. |
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