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A work friend of my wife has invited us to her sons wedding celebration tonight. I have never met the bloke or his bride to be. The only people my wife and I will know there are the grooms parents.
I do not want to go, it is about 25 miles from where we live which will mean a fortune on taxis. I know I will have a miserable time and "ruin" it for my wife. How do I persuade my wife that going there is a bad idea?
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Feign Illness - hayfever? Failing that - take the dog out for a walk and pretend you got lost..
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Tim,If it is a free bar that should compensate for the taxi-------just make sure you get your moneys worth.
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Just go and get **** faced then you might not get invited to a wedding that you won't want to go to. Hth.
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Get her to drive, have loads to drink. Everyone's a winner baby that's the truth!
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Get yoursen along and earn some good lad points for later use
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sorry i cant assist with a kidnap tonight mate im at work, but good luck anyway
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Well just used the mother not being well as an excuse. Not too far from the truth, I m sure I saw some hooded bloke with a scythe and spindly fingers hanging round her room last time I visited her. Got to go visit her tonight as punishment for telling porkies. Why do nursing homes smell of wee?
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