Jolly Japes at work

[timwilky]

Inspired elsewhere what have you done to colleagues that afterwards made you think whoops, it might have been funny, Not.

Two to start from me.


1) My boss at the time Eric had an untidy desk, so enabled me to hide a detonator (mate worked at local quarry) under the brew mat on his desk. Coffee cup down, attached battery and brew everywhere.

2) Colleague Lisa was a well endowed lady and gave the impression of being up for a laugh. So I got her with the 10p wobble. For those that don't know. It starts

I have psychic powers
Oh
Yes, I can even make your boobs wobble simply by the power of my mind
Without touching them
Yes, I bet you 10p I can make your boobs wobble without touching.
OK
Position hands near without touching and start saying wobble, wobble
Followed by sod it it is worth 10p and go for a handful.

Afterwards it occurs to me the possibilities of her husband not liking the joke, allegations of sexual assault etc.

[Jayneflakes]

We played the peg game, the idea is that you each have a peg and have to clip it to your opponents. Bare in mind that we worked in a school at the time, a place to be serious and teach the young minds of tomorrow.

When it became apparent that one of our team was being repeatedly pegged by us, some of the kids joined in. Said team member ended up with a lot of pegs clipped to her lab coat and the boss having a word with us about possible bullying of a co-worker!

[Doinitmyway]

Rude not to isn't it

Not done by me personally but a new lad was tied to a chair and hoisted up with the overhead gantry crane....

Only to tip the chair over and knock himself out on the concrete floor.

laxitives in co workers drink, gave him the bad times in the evening apparently

[maviczap]

Sent a noob off to local builders merchant for some Tartan Paint & a Long Wait

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by granty92

laxitives in co workers drink, gave him the bad times in the evening apparently

WE know, that's what's inspired Tim's thread

[punyXpress]

Looks like Tim's the cause of all the 'elf & Safety and PC that ruins today's workplace.
Me? Self inflicted!
Told a workmate he wouldn't dare staple my finger.
He did & it hurt like blue grit!

[appollo1]

done many many jolly japes

cellopate on the phone so when the person picks it up it continues ringing

sending new young folk to different departments to ask for long stands, long weights, left handed screwdrivers etc

in Germany one of the lads had put his car into a dealer for a service then went away with work for a few days. garage called me to say it was ready and the price was 150 deutsch marks (£50). i spoke to the translator and got her in on the joke. phoned the lad and said the garage had called but they couldn't speak english and my german wasn't very good. told him to call the translator as she had the details. she told him (on my request) that his car had major work done and was going to cost 1500 DM (about £500). On his return to our area in germany he went straight to the bank to get an instant loan and asked me to drop him off at the garage. as soon as he was out the car i drove off. An hour later he turned up in work laughing thankfully vowing revenge (which never happened)

Like I said in ny previous thread, I want to put a member of staff's (who I don't like so much) and put their desk equipment in jelly.