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Old 31-07-12, 12:24 PM   #1
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thought it would be funny to put laxatives in my coleagues drink first thing this morning, omg its amazing funny we can hear his tummy rumbling and making noises so now were just waiting for him to run to the bathroom
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Old 31-07-12, 12:36 PM   #2
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look out for your P45 when he complains to HR
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Old 31-07-12, 12:37 PM   #3
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So very mature.

That could turn pretty nasty...........for you.
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Old 31-07-12, 12:40 PM   #4
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oh no were good mates all of us in the office, he wont winge about it, tbh he's been complaining about a stomache ache so i may have done him a favour
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Old 31-07-12, 12:41 PM   #5
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And you thought you'd make it worse? Geee, what a good mate you are. If he has a stomach bug, I'm really sure he'll appreciate your help to a hospital bed if he takes a turn for the worse.
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Old 31-07-12, 12:42 PM   #6
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its nothing like that, its probably gas or something because its been grumbling all day
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Old 31-07-12, 12:44 PM   #7
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This thread should be good

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Old 31-07-12, 12:48 PM   #8
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its nothing like that, its probably gas or something because its been grumbling all day

Oh right, well that makes it ok then.


Gas doesn't usually give you 'stomach ache' all day


So I guess you are talking out of your ar$e too, coz if it were gas, yer office would stink and you'd sure as hell hear it!
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Old 31-07-12, 12:49 PM   #9
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good god get some humour in your lives people its funny :L
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Old 31-07-12, 12:50 PM   #10
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and yes gas does, if you have trapped wind then it feels like your tummy is in knots, definately tummy ache
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