Bit of fun! I've got a business... - SV650.org

18-08-12, 05:22 PM

...I'm an artist...

...but I'm sick of the paperwork!

or

...I've got a business...I'm a baker....but it's grinding me down!

or

...I've got a business...I'm a dominatrix...I'm managing to keep on top of things.

or

...I've got a business...I'm a clockmaker...it's ticking over nicely.

Get the gist? On you go folks

18-08-12, 05:37 PM

I've got a business... I'm a hitman.... its murdering me

Mr Speirs · 18-08-12, 05:40 PM

I've got a business...I'm own a bank...it's where the money is

SoulKiss · 18-08-12, 05:42 PM

I'm a Necrophiliac Zoophilist with a penchant for a bit of S&M, but its like flogging a dead horse.

SoulKiss · 18-08-12, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davepreston

I've got a business... I'm a hitman.... its murdering me

Shouldn't that just be "it's murder"?

andrewsmith · 18-08-12, 05:44 PM

I'm a gynecologist. I'm up to my elbows in it

andrewsmith · 18-08-12, 05:45 PM

I'm a vet, I'm up to my shoulders in it

18-08-12, 05:53 PM

I work with waste... It's rubbish

MisterTommyH · 18-08-12, 06:06 PM

I've started a business as a male escort.....It's growing nicely.

embee · 18-08-12, 06:33 PM

I was a tailor - business was sew-sew
Gave up drug dealing - wasn't all it was cracked up to be
started tyre fitting - inflation put a stop to it
fitting Stannah stairlifts - business was on the up but the suppliers let me down
Then I made furniture - it was a joint venture
Now I'm a cartographer- I'm on top of the world.

18-08-12, 05:22 PM	#1
missyburd Guest Posts: n/a	Bit of fun! I've got a business... ...I'm an artist... ...but I'm sick of the paperwork! or ...I've got a business...I'm a baker....but it's grinding me down! or ...I've got a business...I'm a dominatrix...I'm managing to keep on top of things. or ...I've got a business...I'm a clockmaker...it's ticking over nicely. Get the gist? On you go folks

18-08-12, 05:37 PM	#2
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I've got a business... I'm a hitman.... its murdering me

18-08-12, 05:40 PM	#3
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18-08-12, 05:42 PM	#4
SoulKiss Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunny Croydonia Posts: 6,124	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I'm a Necrophiliac Zoophilist with a penchant for a bit of S&M, but its like flogging a dead horse. __________________ Sent from my PC NOT using any Tapatalk type rubbish!! █╬╬╬╬(•)i¯i▀▀▀▀▀█Ξ███████████████████████████████)

18-08-12, 05:44 PM	#6
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I'm a gynecologist. I'm up to my elbows in it __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

18-08-12, 05:45 PM	#7
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I'm a vet, I'm up to my shoulders in it __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

18-08-12, 05:53 PM	#8
Cymraeg_Atodeg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I work with waste... It's rubbish

18-08-12, 06:06 PM	#9
MisterTommyH Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: West Mids Posts: 854	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I've started a business as a male escort.....It's growing nicely.

18-08-12, 06:33 PM	#10
embee Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warwickshire Posts: 2,804	Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business... I was a tailor - business was sew-sew Gave up drug dealing - wasn't all it was cracked up to be started tyre fitting - inflation put a stop to it fitting Stannah stairlifts - business was on the up but the suppliers let me down Then I made furniture - it was a joint venture Now I'm a cartographer- I'm on top of the world. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

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