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Old 24-08-12, 10:31 AM   #1
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Default Silly moped riders

Spotted this on the way home last night. When I told her to do it up her response was: "Oh!? Should I do this up?"
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Old 24-08-12, 11:41 AM   #2
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and todays darwin award goes to
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Old 24-08-12, 12:13 PM   #3
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"Oh is that what it's for? I thought it was a carry handle?"
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Old 24-08-12, 12:16 PM   #4
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No Dave, she has to die as a result of not fastening it in order to get a Darwin.

But. She cannot be a learner as she has a pillion. So should have at least basic knowledge to fasten her lid.
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Old 24-08-12, 02:52 PM   #5
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I wonder if this is the same girl?

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Old 24-08-12, 02:56 PM   #6
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I wonder if this is the same girl?


haha. Quite likely.
It is unbelievable just how many of these idiots I see on a daily basis. And they all seem to be riding mopeds. Spotted one using in a suit without his lid strapped up using his mobile phone whilst going down the kings road. Don't even get me started on the cyclists who ride with their helmets on their handlebars
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Old 24-08-12, 03:37 PM   #7
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I was in Paris recently, there it seems that the only use for a helmet is to hold your Iphone in place as you ride along chatting away. Never strap the helmet up and never wear any other protection, not even gloves.
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Old 24-08-12, 04:08 PM   #8
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Bad move telling her to do it up. In order to improve the overall quality of the gene pool, these people need to die to prevent them from breeding. You allowed your concern and empathy to get the better of your Hitler style rational thinking. Don't let it happen again!
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Bad move telling her to do it up. In order to improve the overall quality of the gene pool, these people need to die to prevent them from breeding. You allowed your concern and empathy to get the better of your Hitler style rational thinking. Don't let it happen again!
Haha. It was suggested by a colleague to just push them off next time.
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Bad move telling her to do it up. In order to improve the overall quality of the gene pool, these people need to die to prevent them from breeding. You allowed your concern and empathy to get the better of your Hitler style rational thinking. Don't let it happen again!
What I like most about your answer is the incredible concern that you have for the whole species. OK, so some people will have to die painfully, but your empathy for us a whole is both touching and lovely. Well done Sir, to build a strong fire, you must first snap a few twigs. I don't know what this means, but it sounds inspirational.
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