What would you do (advert rant)? - SV650.org

Fallout · 18-10-12, 03:23 PM

Yes, another advert is really getting on my male nips.

That Galaxy advert! The woman goes to have a munch on her favourite galaxy chocky only to find it has been eaten by one of her house mates. Her reaction? "Ahh well, it happens all the time. I'll just go to my secret hiding place and eat the back-up Galaxy bar."

SAY WHHAAAAAAA? I'd have gone ballistic if someone ate my chocolate! I literally would've gone scud on their asses! I wouldn't just take it! Grow some cojones!

When I was at uni I left a clingfilm wrapped note saying "EAT THIS AND WAKE UP DEAD!" in my ice cream tub when I noticed someone was nicking it. It never went after that.

Anyway, let's turn this silly pointless rant into a poll. What would you do if you lived in a shared house and someone kept eating your chocolate? I'll post up a range of very sensible answers. Feel free to add your own!

DaveW_42 · 18-10-12, 03:26 PM

I lived in a shared house at uni when someone was always nicking sugar. (Sounds petty but we were skint!) Emptied all the sugar out, filled the bag up with salt and waited for the scream when someone tasted their salty tea. Culprit found!

Fallout · 18-10-12, 03:29 PM

Good work that man!!! You could do a similar thing with chocolate of course ....

Bibio · 18-10-12, 04:17 PM

my kids hate me as i eat all their sweeties if i spy them. it has also been known for me to go on a chocolate hunt around the house which usually ends up 'dad i'm going to kill you' being shouted

18-10-12, 04:23 PM

Why doesn't she just put her main bar in the hiding place?

Silly bint.

Fallout · 18-10-12, 05:02 PM

I know! Or put them all the hiding place!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio

my kids hate me as i eat all their sweeties if i spy them. it has also been known for me to go on a chocolate hunt around the house which usually ends up 'dad i'm going to kill you' being shouted

YOU!! You're one of these chocolate thieves! I bet my halloween stash for the kids would be annihilated if you came round.

Bibio · 18-10-12, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallout

I know! Or put them all the hiding place!

YOU!! You're one of these chocolate thieves! I bet my halloween stash for the kids would be annihilated if you came round.

yes i'm the fat kid sitting in a hiding place that is littered with wrappers, chocolate all over my face and with that 'i can't help it' look

Littlepeahead · 18-10-12, 05:13 PM

Many years ago my best friend still lived with her folks and her brother's friend was the lodger. I knew damn well he was scoffing my marmite as my mate's family all hated the stuff which is why I bought my own personal supply.

I waited until the jar was half empty then got Dino the family hound to have a good old slobber into the jar then replaced it in the cupboard. A week later the rest of the Marmite was gone. Mwwwaaahahahahhaa!

Years later I confessed live by phone on Richard and Judy. Only to get a very angry phone call from the lodger who was off work sick that day watching R&J and recognised my voice on the show and realised that he'd eaten a lot of dog saliva.

(So Fallout, next time you collude to frape me on Facebook, think twice about letting me then serve you dinner).

Bibio · 18-10-12, 05:18 PM

LPH is evil but cute.. the worst kind.

Fallout · 18-10-12, 05:33 PM

I've never fraped anyone on FB. Couldn't be bothered. The most I've done is clicked 'like' on a status after some other cheeky young tyke fraped you. But that guy was an utter fool for complaining about canine plegmmite. If you steal you deserve what you get!

View Poll Results: What would you do if your house mate kept eating your chocolate?
Cuddle them, and thank them for helping you lose girth.	1	5.00%
Eat all their food. Even if you hate it and it makes you sick. Eat it all!	2	10.00%
Poison all your chocolate with laxatives and then wait!	12	60.00%
Confront them while salivating like a rabid dog and holding a kitchen knife.	1	5.00%
Call the police and tell them your house mate has a samurai sword.	1	5.00%
Wait until they go to bed and burn the house down.	1	5.00%
Do nothing. But you'll know the truth. Oh yes. You know!! Hahahahahahaha.	2	10.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

18-10-12, 03:23 PM	#1
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	What would you do (advert rant)? Yes, another advert is really getting on my male nips. That Galaxy advert! The woman goes to have a munch on her favourite galaxy chocky only to find it has been eaten by one of her house mates. Her reaction? "Ahh well, it happens all the time. I'll just go to my secret hiding place and eat the back-up Galaxy bar." SAY WHHAAAAAAA? I'd have gone ballistic if someone ate my chocolate! I literally would've gone scud on their asses! I wouldn't just take it! Grow some cojones! When I was at uni I left a clingfilm wrapped note saying "EAT THIS AND WAKE UP DEAD!" in my ice cream tub when I noticed someone was nicking it. It never went after that. Anyway, let's turn this silly pointless rant into a poll. What would you do if you lived in a shared house and someone kept eating your chocolate? I'll post up a range of very sensible answers. Feel free to add your own! __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music) Last edited by Fallout; 18-10-12 at 03:25 PM.

18-10-12, 03:26 PM	#2
DaveW_42 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Biggleswade, Beds Posts: 301	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? I lived in a shared house at uni when someone was always nicking sugar. (Sounds petty but we were skint!) Emptied all the sugar out, filled the bag up with salt and waited for the scream when someone tasted their salty tea. Culprit found! __________________ K4 trackbike, a black K8 S loaded with my spares and a 1989 CBR 400 TriArm with all the trimmings.

18-10-12, 03:29 PM	#3
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? Good work that man!!! You could do a similar thing with chocolate of course .... __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

18-10-12, 04:17 PM	#4
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? my kids hate me as i eat all their sweeties if i spy them. it has also been known for me to go on a chocolate hunt around the house which usually ends up 'dad i'm going to kill you' being shouted

18-10-12, 04:23 PM	#5
Spank86 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? Why doesn't she just put her main bar in the hiding place? Silly bint.

18-10-12, 05:13 PM	#8
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? Many years ago my best friend still lived with her folks and her brother's friend was the lodger. I knew damn well he was scoffing my marmite as my mate's family all hated the stuff which is why I bought my own personal supply. I waited until the jar was half empty then got Dino the family hound to have a good old slobber into the jar then replaced it in the cupboard. A week later the rest of the Marmite was gone. Mwwwaaahahahahhaa! Years later I confessed live by phone on Richard and Judy. Only to get a very angry phone call from the lodger who was off work sick that day watching R&J and recognised my voice on the show and realised that he'd eaten a lot of dog saliva. (So Fallout, next time you collude to frape me on Facebook, think twice about letting me then serve you dinner). __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind... Last edited by Littlepeahead; 18-10-12 at 05:15 PM.

18-10-12, 05:18 PM	#9
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? LPH is evil but cute.. the worst kind.

18-10-12, 05:33 PM	#10
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: What would you do (advert rant)? I've never fraped anyone on FB. Couldn't be bothered. The most I've done is clicked 'like' on a status after some other cheeky young tyke fraped you. But that guy was an utter fool for complaining about canine plegmmite. If you steal you deserve what you get! __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

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