Wardrobe malfunction - SV650.org

Littlepeahead · 29-01-13, 04:22 PM

Ah when I see magazines features like this I feel better.

I flashed my cleavage at a vicar on my friend's wedding day when I bent down to free my shoe heel from the grate in the floor as bridesmaid.

I stopped the traffic in Thailand on a busy road so our group could cross and was only told afterwards it wasn't my authoritative lollipop lady manner but the fact that my dress had gone see through in the headlights that made the drivers so patient.

And I had a Janet Jackson moment at AR last year.

But at least I know I'm not alone.... am I? Some of you must have made tits of yourselves, or look back on and outfit and think - oh God, did I really wear that?

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/ce...=gallery&ino=1

joshwalker094 · 29-01-13, 04:33 PM

Number 5, not bad side boob

29-01-13, 04:43 PM

mmm mustard.

chris8886 · 29-01-13, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshwalker094

Number 5, not bad side boob

that was the only decent one really and that was meant to be there!

NTECUK · 29-01-13, 04:47 PM

Not me but remember not to wear sharp rings with a latex skirt.
=

dirtydog · 29-01-13, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Ah when I see magazines features like this I feel better.

I flashed my cleavage at a vicar on my friend's wedding day when I bent down to free my shoe heel from the grate in the floor as bridesmaid.

I stopped the traffic in Thailand on a busy road so our group could cross and was only told afterwards it wasn't my authoritative lollipop lady manner but the fact that my dress had gone see through in the headlights that made the drivers so patient.

And I had a Janet Jackson moment at AR last year.

But at least I know I'm not alone.... am I? Some of you must have made tits of yourselves, or look back on and outfit and think - oh God, did I really wear that?

Pictures or it never happened

andrewsmith · 29-01-13, 07:36 PM

Hahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Pictures or it never happened

This

Sir Trev · 30-01-13, 01:09 PM

Sigourney Weaver in a cushion cover...

30-01-13, 05:29 PM

Personally I can't stand that judgmental claptrap.

But hey, I also believe peoples personalities are far more interesting and important than what they wear, badly or otherwise.

It seems I'm in a vast minority!

Littlepeahead · 30-01-13, 05:57 PM

I was asked if I wanted to go up 30m in the cherry picker today and take some photos of the media centre being cleaned. I asked if this could be deferred until tomorrow as I don't fancy going up there today and being harnessed in wearing a rather expensive silk crochet dress and over the knee suede boots which is my attire as I am photographing a black tie dinner this evening.

29-01-13, 04:22 PM	#1
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Wardrobe malfunction Ah when I see magazines features like this I feel better. I flashed my cleavage at a vicar on my friend's wedding day when I bent down to free my shoe heel from the grate in the floor as bridesmaid. I stopped the traffic in Thailand on a busy road so our group could cross and was only told afterwards it wasn't my authoritative lollipop lady manner but the fact that my dress had gone see through in the headlights that made the drivers so patient. And I had a Janet Jackson moment at AR last year. But at least I know I'm not alone.... am I? Some of you must have made tits of yourselves, or look back on and outfit and think - oh God, did I really wear that? http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/ce...=gallery&ino=1 __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

29-01-13, 04:43 PM	#3
savage86 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wardrobe malfunction mmm mustard.

29-01-13, 04:47 PM	#5
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Wardrobe malfunction Not me but remember not to wear sharp rings with a latex skirt. = __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

30-01-13, 01:09 PM	#8
Sir Trev Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: High Wycombe, where the chair factories used to be Posts: 1,479	Re: Wardrobe malfunction Sigourney Weaver in a cushion cover... __________________ We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town, BEEP BEEP!

30-01-13, 05:29 PM	#9
Berlin Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Wardrobe malfunction Personally I can't stand that judgmental claptrap. But hey, I also believe peoples personalities are far more interesting and important than what they wear, badly or otherwise. It seems I'm in a vast minority!

30-01-13, 05:57 PM	#10
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: Wardrobe malfunction I was asked if I wanted to go up 30m in the cherry picker today and take some photos of the media centre being cleaned. I asked if this could be deferred until tomorrow as I don't fancy going up there today and being harnessed in wearing a rather expensive silk crochet dress and over the knee suede boots which is my attire as I am photographing a black tie dinner this evening. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

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