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Old 11-02-13, 11:36 AM   #1
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Default Pope fired by God!

OK OK, he resigned, but that isn't nearly as fun to think of.

Why is the pope chosen by peers and not the people he represents?
Pope idol could make them LOADS of cash, admittedly they don't need it but since when has that stopped them?

Any sensible thoughts/discussion? I got nothin' as evidenced by this post but thought I'd get the ball rolling.
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Old 11-02-13, 11:40 AM   #2
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I thought this was the only "job for life" left really. Would resigning not be a bit of a slap in the face for God?

Technically, He's been dumped. Pope Benedict may face His firey wrath.
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Old 11-02-13, 11:47 AM   #3
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I preferred it when the news was reporting about snow again.
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Old 11-02-13, 11:56 AM   #4
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I wonder what sort of pension scheme he gets?
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Old 11-02-13, 11:59 AM   #5
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Not sure if he's forfeited his pension for pulling out early?
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Old 11-02-13, 12:03 PM   #6
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Not sure if he's forfeited his pension for pulling out early?
Aren't you getting his pension rights mixed up with his method of contraception?
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Old 11-02-13, 12:07 PM   #7
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Says he is 'too old' - he didn't even apply for the job until he was 78, should that not have been a consideration!?
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Old 11-02-13, 12:15 PM   #8
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If I pick up a "Sorry you're leaving" card at lunchtime will you all sign it? Don't think we need a collection as they do that on a Sunday anyway.
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Old 11-02-13, 12:17 PM   #9
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So answers to God? God is his line manager - where did he post the letter of resignation to?
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Old 11-02-13, 12:19 PM   #10
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Epic Bent Pedo
Its time they re arranged him.
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