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14-03-13, 08:18 PM
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The Dating Game - reading between the lines.
There seams to be more and more ways to find love without actually going out and meeting people. So you have to rely on people's descriptions of themselves. But what does what they say really mean.
Bubbly personality = eats far too many Aeros Loves animals = is a cat lady rather than Catwoman GSOH = on Prozac Enjoys going to the movies = best you take me somewhere dark Seeks solvent man = gold digger Seeks generous man = you have to pay for sex Infectious smile = has herpes Must like children = Jimmy Savile look a like wanted Young at heart = over 70 Looks unimportant = a real munter Age and looks unimportant = a very old munter Age, looks and sex unimportant = Speedplay Own car = married Seeks knight in shining armour = right old dragon Enjoys socialising = goes dogging 40 something = just turned 53 Enjoys long walks in the country = gets lost on the way home from the pub Enjoys cosy nights in = been barred from all local pubs Told good looking = mother is still alive. Seeks virile male = you'll be needing to bring some viagra What have I missed? Last edited by BigBaddad; 14-03-13 at 08:52 PM. |
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14-03-13, 08:50 PM
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Re: The Dating Game - reading between the lines.
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14-03-13, 08:51 PM
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14-03-13, 08:53 PM
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14-03-13, 10:03 PM
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Re: The Dating Game - reading between the lines.
Did it, met someone, got hitched. Getting out more is MORE difficult than ever
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14-03-13, 10:09 PM
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14-03-13, 10:44 PM
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Re: The Dating Game - reading between the lines.
There aren't any lines to read between. 2 things; Be yourself and be honest. No one likes games and wasted time, if you like someone tell them. If you don't, tell them. Everyone moves on quicker and is happier for it. Ignore the previous advice if getting lucky is on the cards.
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