What should I do with a thieving little git. - SV650.org

timwilky · 18-12-13, 06:52 PM

So son has arranged to come round for tea at 6. Nought special for him, just sausage and mash. Git is late, so we have eaten ours and in the process of washing up when son turns up.

We have a go saying how it has been on the table for 20 minutes and what an ungrateful sod you are for not turning up and he gives us a mouthful and goes through for his cold meal. Walking back 30 seconds later, we presume to shove it in the microwave, moaning is this it.

So no sausages, half the mash potato, a bit of broccoli and half a fried egg on the plate.

One Jack Russell looking sheepish with a swollen tummy. Have we found the culprit? What is a suitable punishment?

18-12-13, 06:59 PM

No punishment required. Son was late, JR took his opportunity, end of.

Littlepeahead · 18-12-13, 07:02 PM

I worked from home today as I'm still a bit knackered with shingles. At 5pm I fed the 2 cats.

At 5.40pm Mr LPH gets home, he forgot I was WFH and I had the office door shut upstairs so he proceeds to feed the cats again.

Do they stand there, paws over bowls saying, 'No, we've had food, really, we couldn't eat another whole sachet each, really, we've been fed already'?

No.

They scoffed the second one and then came up to my office looking all fat and smug.

The punishment should be to make your son cook his own dinner in future - that'll teach him to be late.

18-12-13, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teejayexc

No punishment required. Son was late, JR took his opportunity, end of.

Take to food from your JR's bowl and give it your son. Justice all round

maviczap · 18-12-13, 07:26 PM

Its a dog eat dog world

fizzwheel · 18-12-13, 07:41 PM

Could be worse, could have two Labs, that eat anything and everything.

They've done the two dinners trick before, i..e I came home fed them, then had to nip out, Liz came home and fed them again as they persuaded her they hadnt been fed.

The raided their food bin one day. Ate a good third of it, I didnt twig straight away and they still ate their tea on top of all of that.

It was only when I touched Tess' tummy to pet her and she yelped and I realised her tummy was swollen tight as a drum skin I started to realise what the little monkies had done.

Never under estimate the intelligence of a dog where there is food involved.

maviczap · 18-12-13, 07:50 PM

Yes my sisters labs opened the fridge door and wolfed down the steak that was supposed to be a treat for me.

Again the butter wouldn't melt in my mouth look in the morning when she came down to the kitchen

18-12-13, 08:05 PM

Hand him this note.

"Your dinner is in the dog"

And then get him to make himself a sandwich.
Shouldn't have been late, or cheeky.

timwilky · 18-12-13, 08:07 PM

yes, all dogs are thieves

I used to have an Afghan that could open the fridge door and pinch the cheese. But it would also nick the treats off the tree at chrimbo

Littlepeahead · 19-12-13, 07:06 AM

I put one of those toddler locks on the mum in law's fridge to stop her cat opening the door and stealing raw sausages.

18-12-13, 06:52 PM	#1
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	What should I do with a thieving little git. So son has arranged to come round for tea at 6. Nought special for him, just sausage and mash. Git is late, so we have eaten ours and in the process of washing up when son turns up. We have a go saying how it has been on the table for 20 minutes and what an ungrateful sod you are for not turning up and he gives us a mouthful and goes through for his cold meal. Walking back 30 seconds later, we presume to shove it in the microwave, moaning is this it. So no sausages, half the mash potato, a bit of broccoli and half a fried egg on the plate. One Jack Russell looking sheepish with a swollen tummy. Have we found the culprit? What is a suitable punishment? __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

18-12-13, 06:59 PM	#2
Teejayexc Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. No punishment required. Son was late, JR took his opportunity, end of.

18-12-13, 07:02 PM	#3
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. I worked from home today as I'm still a bit knackered with shingles. At 5pm I fed the 2 cats. At 5.40pm Mr LPH gets home, he forgot I was WFH and I had the office door shut upstairs so he proceeds to feed the cats again. Do they stand there, paws over bowls saying, 'No, we've had food, really, we couldn't eat another whole sachet each, really, we've been fed already'? No. They scoffed the second one and then came up to my office looking all fat and smug. The punishment should be to make your son cook his own dinner in future - that'll teach him to be late. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

18-12-13, 07:26 PM	#5
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. Its a dog eat dog world __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

18-12-13, 07:41 PM	#6
fizzwheel Super Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,614	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. Could be worse, could have two Labs, that eat anything and everything. They've done the two dinners trick before, i..e I came home fed them, then had to nip out, Liz came home and fed them again as they persuaded her they hadnt been fed. The raided their food bin one day. Ate a good third of it, I didnt twig straight away and they still ate their tea on top of all of that. It was only when I touched Tess' tummy to pet her and she yelped and I realised her tummy was swollen tight as a drum skin I started to realise what the little monkies had done. Never under estimate the intelligence of a dog where there is food involved. __________________ Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition

18-12-13, 07:50 PM	#7
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. Yes my sisters labs opened the fridge door and wolfed down the steak that was supposed to be a treat for me. Again the butter wouldn't melt in my mouth look in the morning when she came down to the kitchen __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

18-12-13, 08:05 PM	#8
atassiedevil Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. Hand him this note. "Your dinner is in the dog" And then get him to make himself a sandwich. Shouldn't have been late, or cheeky.

18-12-13, 08:07 PM	#9
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. yes, all dogs are thieves I used to have an Afghan that could open the fridge door and pinch the cheese. But it would also nick the treats off the tree at chrimbo __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

19-12-13, 07:06 AM	#10
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: What should I do with a thieving little git. I put one of those toddler locks on the mum in law's fridge to stop her cat opening the door and stealing raw sausages. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

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