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Old 15-01-06, 10:52 AM   #1
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Default Hair cut advise please URGENT

A friend of Red Ones thought it a good idea to cut his own hair with some clippers. Number 3 all over, however, he forgot to put the guard on for the first bit and now has a shaven stipe up the back!

Any advise of what can be done before the friends wife comes home and p***es herself laughing at this fundamentally stupid mistake. (oh, and by the way the friend has a reasonably high profile job in a respectable business and realy doesn't want to look stupid at work tomorrow either!)




I wil pass all help onto the friend!
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Old 15-01-06, 10:55 AM   #2
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A hoodie, hat & scarf or shave the lot. Or persuade 100 other ppl to do the same and it'll be the latest thing!
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Old 15-01-06, 10:56 AM   #3
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I think most of us have been here at one stage or another

I can only suggest you invent a humerous story to account for the unfortunate haircut - there is nothing worse than having to admit that it's self inflicted :P
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Old 15-01-06, 11:00 AM   #4
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Most normal people would have done this when they were between 7 and 16 years old. My friend is 35 and there is no way he can get awy with a hoody at work!!

I am more woried that wife will wet herself laughing!

(Clearly my friend is worried too!!)
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Old 15-01-06, 11:01 AM   #5
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Shave it all off and donate some money to charity.

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Old 15-01-06, 11:07 AM   #6
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Shave it all off and donate some money to charity.

Dan
Nice idea - though sadly my friend was trying to save money by cutting his hair himself!!



BTW was that your bike I saw at Brent Cross the other day?
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Old 15-01-06, 11:12 AM   #7
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How about getting an appropriately-coloured felt tip pen and filling in the missing bits?

Don't go out in the rain tho.....
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Old 15-01-06, 11:14 AM   #8
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Done that before, gave up and shaved the whole lot off from the blade...

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Old 15-01-06, 11:14 AM   #9
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Friend? Yeah, RIGHT!

(Standard format when seeking advice about embarrassing disease/mistake/mighty clanger: begin all cries-de-coeur with "I have a friend....")
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Old 15-01-06, 11:21 AM   #10
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Now this errrm ahem "friend"with the Frankie goes YMCA haircut-------



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