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18-01-06, 05:24 PM
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Scottish Humor
Two Scottish lads are chatting in the pub about the one bloke's wedding,
which is rapidly coming up. The groom-to-be says to his friend, "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt for my wedding." "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?" asked his friend. "Oh she'll be dressed in white, I suppose." |
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18-01-06, 05:30 PM
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but the title is a contradiction in terms
 scottish + humour = non existant :P
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18-01-06, 05:48 PM
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How do you spot the bride at a scouse wedding?
She's the pregnat one in a white shell suit.
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