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northwind · 10-02-06, 03:43 PM

I just got pulled up for speeding... By our security guards. They've got a radar gun! "You went out of there at a hell of a rate son. And you did it... on site. You can do whatever you want on the street, that's your lookout, but if you do it on site then it becomes my problem".

30mph in a 5mph zone. Do you think I'll get the jail?

BillyC · 10-02-06, 03:44 PM

Tell them to get a life!

5mph? It'd take you an hour to get out of the road - and you have to keep upright for goodness sakes!

10-02-06, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northwind

I just got pulled up for speeding... By our security guards. They've got a radar gun! "You went out of there at a hell of a rate son. And you did it... on site. You can do whatever you want on the street, that's your lookout, but if you do it on site then it becomes my problem".

30mph in a 5mph zone. Do you think I'll get the jail?

Do a rolling burnout next time, just keep the speed around 5mph, see what Mr Hitler says then

10-02-06, 03:48 PM

Reminds me of the 'I nearly got in at Hendon....' line

10-02-06, 04:00 PM

Our security guards have a radar gun, ours are MOD and we have a crown road leading to the site with a stupid speed limit. They tend to screw you with huge fines if they catch you.

10-02-06, 04:07 PM

The security guards on my site have a radar gun as well if your caught to many time they say your banned from bringing your vehicle on site.

Supervox · 10-02-06, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Moo

The security guards on my site have a radar gun as well if your caught to many time they say your banned from bringing your vehicle on site.

Ours do that too . . .

. . . only thing is the gun has been out of order for the last 18 months !!

Early morning a few weeks ago I was spotted doing about 130mph on a 50mph stretch of nice straight, empty road. Fortunately, the Security Manager just had a quiet word with me & told me "to turn your bloody lights off so no-one can see you !!"

10-02-06, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by northwind

30mph in a 5mph zone. Do you think I'll get the jail?

Or even the Gaol.
Nahh. He will probably just let you off with Prima Nocte with your wife.

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots... and all that.

(They locked up Martin Luther King Jr. for doing 30mph in a 25mph zone though. Although he was also Driving While Black in fairness,)

10-02-06, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Moo

The security guards on my site have a radar gun as well if your caught to many time they say your banned from bringing your vehicle on site.

Quite right too!

Motorcycling thugs...

I've been pulled by em once on the way out, as i'd speed off on the way in after they stopped me to fish my pass out from under my two jackets (in the freezing cold) and hold up the rest of the arrivals!

Even though my bike is parked there EVERY day.

10-02-06, 06:54 PM

Reminds me of a time when i was in the Air Cadets back in 99.

Me mate had an automatic mini - was a right hoot..

Anyway, one day we're driving down the taxi way to go meet a civi glider which had landed out, and he puts his foot down.. as he pulls from the taxi way onto the Apron, it starts screeching cos we're doing about 80.

Anyway, we were laughing and enjoying the freedom when suddenly we noticed that there was a police car behind us (whoops). So we stopped, he got a right bollocking, his mod license was revoked until he'd resat his test and he was banned from driving his vehicle on the airfield for 3 months...

even mod police officers have no sense of humour.

10-02-06, 03:43 PM	#1
northwind Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the garage where I belong Posts: 17,083	Busted! I just got pulled up for speeding... By our security guards. They've got a radar gun! "You went out of there at a hell of a rate son. And you did it... on site. You can do whatever you want on the street, that's your lookout, but if you do it on site then it becomes my problem". 30mph in a 5mph zone. Do you think I'll get the jail? __________________ "We are the angry mob, we read the papers every day We like what we like, we hate what we hate But we're oh so easily swayed"

10-02-06, 03:44 PM	#2
BillyC Moderator Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The exiles of Kent Posts: 2,184	Tell them to get a life! 5mph? It'd take you an hour to get out of the road - and you have to keep upright for goodness sakes! __________________ SV650 K3 - Gone. Now a member of the SV650.org Kawasaki brigade!

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10-02-06, 03:48 PM	#4
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	Reminds me of the 'I nearly got in at Hendon....' line

10-02-06, 04:00 PM	#5
diamond Guest Posts: n/a	Our security guards have a radar gun, ours are MOD and we have a crown road leading to the site with a stupid speed limit. They tend to screw you with huge fines if they catch you.

10-02-06, 04:07 PM	#6
Moo Guest Posts: n/a	The security guards on my site have a radar gun as well if your caught to many time they say your banned from bringing your vehicle on site.

10-02-06, 06:54 PM	#10
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	Reminds me of a time when i was in the Air Cadets back in 99. Me mate had an automatic mini - was a right hoot.. Anyway, one day we're driving down the taxi way to go meet a civi glider which had landed out, and he puts his foot down.. as he pulls from the taxi way onto the Apron, it starts screeching cos we're doing about 80. Anyway, we were laughing and enjoying the freedom when suddenly we noticed that there was a police car behind us (whoops). So we stopped, he got a right bollocking, his mod license was revoked until he'd resat his test and he was banned from driving his vehicle on the airfield for 3 months... even mod police officers have no sense of humour.