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03-03-06, 03:17 PM
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(read them out loud...if you can!)
1) That's not right ................................ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ........................................Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ......................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? ..................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni  I think you need a face-lift ................Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here .........................Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ...........Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11) This is a tow away zone... ............No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.... Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13) Staying out of sight ..........................Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ..........Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odour is offensive .............Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great ........................................Fa Kin Su Pa Sorry if been posted before, just found it on my computer and me me giggle Sammy |
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03-03-06, 03:52 PM
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Doesn't matter how many times I see these.. They always make me giggle!
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03-03-06, 03:53 PM
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03-03-06, 03:54 PM
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Could also add
Excuse me.........Wo tu say.
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03-03-06, 04:17 PM
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Ooh Ooh *reaches for tena-man*
too late....nurse...nurse??
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03-03-06, 06:20 PM
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What is a tena man FFS
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03-03-06, 06:21 PM
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on rubbing one's sore head....Wot kun foo dat.
Scoobs..Tena Man are a range of hygiene products like panty liners and incontinence pads. |
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03-03-06, 07:17 PM
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Always a pleasure, never a chore.
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03-03-06, 07:55 PM
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The only Chinese I know is 69 - Tu Chan Chu
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03-03-06, 09:02 PM
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What about that famous chinese speciality:
Cream of sum yung guy.
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