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Old 29-03-06, 08:14 PM   #1
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One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest and he sees a giraffe rolling a big fat juicy joint and says "Giraffe giraffe! Why do you smoke dope? Come run with me and get fit instead."
So the giraffe stops rolling his reefer and runs with the rabbit .
Then they come across an elephant doing big fat lines of coke on a mirror . The rabbit says "Elephant, elephant. why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead and get fit ."
So the elephant stops and goes running with them
Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe of smack "Lion lion" cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
The lion with a mighty roar cuffs the little rabbit round the head knocking him out.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"
The Lion says "Freakin' rabbit always makes me run around this bl**dy forest when he's done a few pills."
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