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Old 28-05-06, 06:38 PM   #1
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Default My missus is a n*gger...

Let me start by saying straight out that I love my missus and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got involved, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!
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Old 28-05-06, 06:42 PM   #2
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Damn missed that last bit at first. Very good :P
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Old 28-05-06, 06:42 PM   #3
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You could try a 'He becomes a She' :P

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Old 28-05-06, 06:42 PM   #4
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I was shocked until I got to the end!

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Old 28-05-06, 06:43 PM   #5
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EDIT: Don't know how that happened .

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Old 28-05-06, 06:43 PM   #6
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I hear what you're saying, Matt. N*ggers **** me off too.
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Old 28-05-06, 06:46 PM   #7
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Let me start by saying straight out that I love my missus and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got involved, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!
Damn missed that last bit. Very good :P
haha he had you hook, line and sinker!!! :P
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Old 28-05-06, 07:06 PM   #8
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Damn missed that last bit. Very good :P
haha he had you hook, line and sinker!!! :P
Yes. My lesson for today is to switch on brain [hopefully it may happen soon]. :P
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Old 28-05-06, 08:14 PM   #9
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Old 28-05-06, 08:37 PM   #10
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Very Good Matt
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