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Old 04-08-06, 07:53 AM   #1
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There are two cats, an English one called one, two, three. And a french one called Une, deux, trois. One day they decide to race each other across the English channel.

It was a fine sunny day, conditions were right, so they set off. One, two, three was doing really, really well, and pulling well ahead.

Unfortunantly, the une, deux, trois, cat sank.

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Old 04-08-06, 07:57 AM   #2
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Old 04-08-06, 07:59 AM   #3
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Old 04-08-06, 08:08 AM   #4
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...Now that appeals too me...perhaps thats why no bugga laughs at my jokes
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Old 04-08-06, 08:26 AM   #5
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I dont get it
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Old 04-08-06, 08:31 AM   #6
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I dont get it
count to 5 in french
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Old 04-08-06, 08:42 AM   #7
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* Sound of yet more tumble weed rolling by *
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Old 04-08-06, 08:45 AM   #9
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Did Cuffy PM that to you and ask you to post it or something
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Old 04-08-06, 08:52 AM   #10
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