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16-06-06, 01:54 PM
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WIFE: What would you do if I died?
HUSBAND: I don't know. WIFE: Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - - silence - - HUSBAND: Ooops |
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16-06-06, 01:57 PM
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ROFL funniest thing i've read in a while!
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16-06-06, 02:01 PM
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easy mistake to make
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16-06-06, 02:15 PM
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16-06-06, 03:59 PM
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quality...
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16-06-06, 04:02 PM
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Who's been a naughty boy then!!
Very funny!
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16-06-06, 06:14 PM
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LOL!!!!
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16-06-06, 08:39 PM
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16-06-06, 08:44 PM
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18-06-06, 09:50 PM
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Funny
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