Spider murderer confesses!

Hi all,

Today i sucked up yet another of those pesky spiders in my house, in my good'ol reliable Henry vacuum cleaner. The thing is i think that is the 6th this week. I'm now wondering if i should have just squished them than to submit them to 3000mph winds in the inside of my vac everytime. I am also wondering what happens when i put Henry to bed at night. Do they all meet in the middle of the vac bag and plan an escape? Are they all running around frantically asking everyone and anyone for a paracetamol? Will i pick up the vac pipe tomorrow morning and see them all making a break for it out the brush end?

I used to be a 'get them under a glass' man and throw them out the window, but thats a bit slow and tricky, especially if there fast little blighters.

Spiders would be ok if they didnt leave their messy webs around the place. So if i see a web i just suck it with good 'ol Henry.

I hope this isnt going to turn into an obsession.

Do you think i should get help before this gets worse? Or is this normal behaviour?


Signed. Anon.

Kill them


Kill them all, frikken hate spiders

Apart from spiderman that is

The worst is when you wake up in the middle of the night, turn the bedside light on...only to see one of them on the carpet running away from you at high speed. You then wonder if he craftily made a tempory home under your bed clothes or worse explored the inside of your nose while you were in dream land.

[Stingo]

We've got nukes...we got sharp knives...we even got pointy sticks.... !!

Nukes?

Bit excessive innit?.........ere.......where did you get hold of a Nuke?

MI5 is getting this all down you know....You just wait for the knock on the door.

[Stingo]

Im terrified of spiders, my other half didnt realise how scared i am until he tried chasing me with one he'd caught in a pint glass, i burst into tears and liocked myself in the bathroom. Even the cat doesnt like them!
Only good spider is a dead/hoovered up one.

Tuh
And we call ourselves BIKERS..

Talking of spiders I too hate the b*ggers! Terrified of them. My sister told me a story about she a woman she used to work with and spiders.


This lady bought a plant from her local garden centre and took it home. (Can't remember what it's called) Couple of days later she sees a tarantula walking across her floor. She catches it and calls London Zoo who call and collect said spider. They ask her how it came to be there and if she had changed anything recently. She told them about her plant. They take the plant away and examine it. They then come back and tell her the good news. The one we have is a male. They come in pairs. Females are bigger. You have a female tarantula somewhere in your house! They hunt her house. To no avail. No spider. The next day she gets the fumigaters in her house. They are now looking for a dead tarantula. Couple of weeks later she's changing her quilt cover and what do you think she finds?? Exactly! Dead female terantula with about 30 baby ones!!! IN HER BED!!

true story.

[21QUEST]

Thanks for that I shall be sleeping on the sofa tonight

Cheers
Ben